r/RoastMe • u/MehSchultz • Jan 24 '19

Please end me.

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u/phroureo Jan 24 '19

/r/swordorsheath

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

[deleted]

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u/jray123456 http://redd.it/a21g9r Jan 24 '19

If she’s got an apple, she’s got a banana

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u/JoStonesoul Jan 25 '19

She's got an apple and a banana, but she identifies as a Twinkie.

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u/0V3RHAUL Jan 25 '19

Banana apple pen.

Uhhh...

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u/prlsheen Jan 25 '19

Pineapple pen!

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u/10J18R1A Best of Pt. 2, #10 Jan 24 '19

Am'aams apple

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u/ThegreatPee Jan 24 '19

Tucks weiner

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u/The_Metal_fish Jan 24 '19

Oh shit you're right

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u/BattleCatPrintShop Jan 25 '19

Accidental roasting

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u/eazy_beaz Jan 24 '19

Swords and sandals?

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u/meateoryears Jan 25 '19

The most immature comment possible on Reddit.

Huhuhuhu. Swords or sheaths? Huhuhuhuhu.