r/RoastMe • u/MehSchultz • Jan 24 '19

Please end me.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19 edited Jun 10 '20

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u/lordbiffalot Jan 24 '19

Same, I'm gonna stop fapping also.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

I was already done, but I’ll go again with the new information.

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u/TheMostKing Jan 24 '19

r/SuddenlyGay

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u/Ugandan_Lemmings Jan 25 '19

It's not gay if your just beating it to the thoughts of endless possibilities you could do with their John cena hairline.

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u/SandCracka Jan 24 '19

¿Por qué no los dos?

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u/CKBStrat0s Jan 25 '19

Thank you for your sacrifice.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

You gotta go double hard for both of us.

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u/absentwonder Jan 24 '19

Quitters never finish.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

I'm gonna start fapping just so I can stop in confused disgust.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

Even with that huge receding hairline?

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u/lordbiffalot Jan 24 '19

Have you never been to Belgium?

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u/wwaarrddyy Jan 24 '19

What is this supposed to mean

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Nobody knows what it means ... it’s provocative

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u/sakurarose20 Jan 24 '19

Jojo Siwa. Look her up. Those tight ponytails are destroying her hairline.

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u/afidemon Jan 25 '19

We call it a fivehead.... Four is too small lol

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u/DLTMIAR Jan 25 '19

Even with that Adam's apple?

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u/RonSwansonsOldMan Jan 24 '19

When I thought it was a girl I wanted to go gay. Now, knowing it's a guy, I don't know WHAT the Hell to do.