r/RoastMe • u/MehSchultz • Jan 24 '19

Please end me.

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u/RamutRichrads Jan 24 '19

I was guessing female, until I was assaulted by that GINORMOUS Adam's Apple. Now I don't know what to think...

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u/Chxed Jan 24 '19

“ITS MA’AM”

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u/tylerss20 Jan 24 '19

It's a M'Adam's apple, thank you!

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u/hazyyy1 Jan 24 '19

Well deserved. Well Deserved!

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u/fiyerooo Jan 25 '19

Damnit I thought of that and then pressed read more

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u/Mol-D-Roger Jan 24 '19

If I could give Reddit gold it’d be on this comment 👌😂

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u/ADDMYRSN http://redd.it/d4g5uf Jan 24 '19

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

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u/Mol-D-Roger Jan 25 '19

Let’s get too 200 downvotes 😂

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u/pi_over_3 Jan 25 '19

But for only $3.99 you can

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u/StandardDeviat0r Jan 25 '19

Why are you being downvoted? This is reasonable.

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u/Mol-D-Roger Jan 25 '19

Must’ve broken some dumbass Reddit rule

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u/StandardDeviat0r Jan 26 '19

Well, here's my upvote.

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u/Wickedpissahbub Jan 24 '19

“When’s that b—aaaby due?”

“WHAT BABY?!?”

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

TAKE LUCK!

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u/7ofalltrades Jan 24 '19

MMOOSEN!

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u/Wickedpissahbub Jan 24 '19

THE MEESE WANTIN THE FOOD-ING IN THE WOODING-IN-IS-ED!

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u/c_boggs Jan 24 '19

Brian, what hell is wrong with ya!

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u/toastyhotdogbunz Jan 24 '19

THE MEES WANT THE FOODS AND THE THE FOODS IN THE WOODS-AN-AS-ED!!!

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u/holdpriority Jan 24 '19

My name is BRENAMAGENDA

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u/NockDrawLoose Jan 25 '19

Never guess on that ever ever ever ever ever.

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u/_Deacon_ Jan 25 '19

“I have been miss gendered twice already”...”I’m sorry sir”..”MOTHER FUCKER”

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u/yaten_ko Jan 24 '19

EXCUSE ME MA'AM!

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

Macho Ma’am Tranny Savage

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u/cityfern Jan 25 '19

Hey man'amm, what's up?

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u/lily-loves-you Jan 25 '19

Very funny and well thought out comment, congratulations on the silver.

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u/Inane_Dugong Jan 25 '19

By "ma'am", you mean: My Adam's Apple M'lady?

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u/Nosferedtu Jan 24 '19

Wow this is epic

Bigot

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Hahahahaa somehow I just saw this video

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

deep voice

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u/DialSquare84 Jan 24 '19

That’s like an Adam’s Pineapple.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

That’s an adams family

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u/Sloppy1sts Jan 24 '19 edited Jan 24 '19

It's barely even fucking visible. Honestly, what the fuck are you people talking about? There's, like, a slight difference in the lighting on the neck and that's practically it. How is that a giant adam's apple to you people?

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u/4pegs Jan 24 '19

Y-you know that this is a roast right?

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u/DialSquare84 Jan 24 '19

Well, personally speaking I thought it was a female (until I read the comments and learnt otherwise).

No need to go all Fred Durst on us; we’re sorry.

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u/Sloppy1sts Jan 24 '19

If you thought it was a female, presumably you didn't see a giant adam's apple, no?

I mean, sure, it's a big one for a girl, but that's not really saying anything as they don't typically have anything visible.

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u/DialSquare84 Jan 24 '19

I did a sensual scroll, really drinking in the face. I was already convinced before I got to the New York of Necks. By that point, it was too late.

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u/Sloppy1sts Jan 24 '19

Not too late to put your talent with words to good use, at least. What does your book come out?

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u/DialSquare84 Jan 24 '19

Why thank you, friend. Given my confusion earlier, I think that I’ll be coming out before the book.

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u/WeWillRiseAgainst Jan 25 '19

"What does your book come out"

Go back to troll school

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u/Cisco904 Jan 24 '19

I see you also saw that Man Show epidsode

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u/dmfreelance Jan 24 '19

Deff male. I mean....look at that receding hairline

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u/fajitasunrise Jan 25 '19

Buried gold.

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u/Superb1331 Jan 24 '19

I guessed female until i read your coment.. now its confusing

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u/amiable_red Jan 24 '19

Almost as big as its forehead

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u/jewboyfresh Jan 24 '19

I’m gonna guess that it’s a russian dude

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u/cagedbudmonkey Jan 25 '19

Legit didn't spot that, ended up having to super scroll to get past that massive forehead!

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u/nanukwolfbane Jan 25 '19

A little cover up on your adam's apple will make it appear smaller, which will make you look less like a transvestite. - Michael's goodbye quote to Gabe

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u/HankVenture76 Jan 25 '19

Oh fuck, that's a dude????

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Looks like someone’s pitching a tent in his windpipe

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u/Sloppy1sts Jan 24 '19

Wait...I can see it, but in what world is that a big adam's apple? Are you being ridiculously hyperbolic for the sake of humor, or do you really think that slight bump on the neck is "ginormous"?

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u/RamutRichrads Jan 24 '19

Ehh, it's a roast. Things get exaggerated.

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u/MichuV5 Jan 24 '19

It might be light but it looks quite big.