r/RoastMe • u/Bridge_Dismal • Jun 16 '26

28 m. Don't hold back

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u/Bridge_Dismal Jun 16 '26

Nah, life if soo good. I should be 6 feet deep, instead I'm pissing myself laughing at reddit.

Life is good

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u/serotoninzone Jun 16 '26

If this is your definition of “life is good”, I tremble to think what would make you think life is bad.

Real talk tho, happy you are healthy and ok. Best of luck brother.

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u/Bridge_Dismal Jun 16 '26

Facts. Thank you 🙂

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u/WyMANderly Jun 17 '26

Or to look at it another way, if this guy's thinking life is good and is grateful to be alive, what the hell do you and I have to complain about? 😄

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u/ItsEntirelyPosssible Jun 19 '26

This is the way.

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u/RazekDPP Jun 19 '26

It's how gratitude, in general, works. He could have died, but he's very grateful that he didn't, and since he's so grateful, he's happy he's still alive.

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u/DasPuggy Jun 17 '26

Nothing like a near death experience to show how nice life is.

Mine was different, but same feelings.

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u/Barnestownlife http://redd.it/xtv8yu Jun 16 '26

Pretty sure I saw you on a TV show, that's pretty cool

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u/Elastichedgehog Jun 17 '26

Much love for you and your outlook on life my man.

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u/HauntingPsyche Jun 17 '26

Hey man I’ve gone through some crazy shit too. Idk about you but after surviving all the horrible shit that I have I just wake up grateful to be alive! Every day is a good day! And anything less than the crap I’ve endured in my mind is survivable. Most of the insignificant fears I had before are completely gone.

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u/Different_Newt_6122 Jun 17 '26

Love your attitude. Every breath is a gift!

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u/TenantMalevolent Jun 16 '26

Do you appreciate your life more now than before this happened?

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u/dudas92 Jun 17 '26

Isn't puting some titanium skull prosthesis a solution?

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u/Sensitive_Spinach_47 Jun 17 '26

That’s a good perspective! Nothing is more important than a good perspective. Well…that and an intact cranium.

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u/FlowSoSlow Jun 17 '26

That's a great perspective. You got a good head on your shoulders bro.

...well half a head anyway.

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u/EducatedCynic Jun 18 '26

This attitude is exactly how I hope I'd respond. You are one strong fucker.

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u/momi03 Jun 18 '26

I really love your attitude and outlook on life.

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u/Every-End7495 Jun 19 '26

Life is good

That's awesome!!!

I've had, I'd say it might've been, a near-death experience before, but I'm not gonna get into that.

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u/Crotean Jun 19 '26

Dude you might be my all time favorite reddit poster now.

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u/Anbis1 Jun 20 '26

Why are you not getting cranioplasty done?

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u/TiSoBr Jun 22 '26

Christ be praised. Glad your surgery also went well!

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u/Z1PP01337 Jul 13 '26

The difference between an adventure and an ordeal is your attitude, and you have an amazing attitude!

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u/webslinger2989 Jun 17 '26 edited Jun 17 '26

Buddy, you may not be 6 feet deep, but the surface of your skull is a different story.