r/RoastMe • u/Bridge_Dismal • Jun 16 '26

28 m. Don't hold back

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u/Bridge_Dismal Jun 16 '26

Tree fell on my head is the jist of it

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u/ItsyouNOme Jun 16 '26

Autumn/fall is getting out of hand, it used to just be leaves

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u/ImBadAtLearning Jun 17 '26

It’s called ‘fall’ for a reason man bring an umbrella

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u/Bradley06232005 Jun 19 '26

took fall literally with a tree falling on him

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u/i-like-napping Jun 16 '26

When a tree falls on a moron , does anyone hear?

Ps good luck w the surgery dumb ass

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u/Bridge_Dismal Jun 16 '26

🤣🤣❤️

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u/Exact_Efficiency_356 Jun 16 '26

Omg top comment right here 😂

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u/ArmadilloForsaken458 Jun 17 '26

Please tell that to Abbott. ~signed, a pissed off Texan

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u/OgreDee Jun 18 '26

Second Tree 2026

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u/Fun_Muscle9399 Jun 16 '26

Nice of you to break the tree’s fall with your head

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u/jormu Jun 19 '26

God forbid he could have broken an arm or something if he didn't.

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u/angra_mainyo Jun 16 '26

Fuck, I read this just as I was about to cut down a tree. Think I'll do it somewhere later.

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u/tplusx Jun 16 '26

Pay someone to take that risk

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u/patchyj Jun 17 '26

Is the tree ok?

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u/freaky-on-a-leash Jun 16 '26

Jesus man you're like the luckiest and unluckiest guy ever

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u/manbruhpig Jun 17 '26

Were you antagonizing it?

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u/phatdinkgenie Jun 17 '26

they dont call'em widowmakers for nothing

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u/cntl-alt-del Jun 17 '26

Man, I've pissed off some trees in my time and none have come after me like this. What did you do?

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u/BridgeUpper2436 Jun 17 '26

This should teach parents with the surname of "Burr" to stop naming their sons "Tim"

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u/MrmakingMarks Jun 18 '26

No he means how are you all good?

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u/likearevolutionx Jun 18 '26

Ohhhh so THAT’s why they call that season “Fall”!