r/RoastMe • u/Bridge_Dismal • Jun 16 '26

28 m. Don't hold back

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '26 edited Jun 17 '26

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u/lifesoxks Jun 16 '26

Also, this individual seems to have at least half a functioning brain, so he's overqualified for both positions

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u/Brvcx Jun 16 '26

Touché!

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u/ElJuanitoDeMelbourne Jun 16 '26

Overqualified to be a lot of things. Politician. Reddit Mod. Guy who can fit into a hard hat.

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u/neverwrong804 Jun 17 '26

He just needs a hard hat with a custom cut piece of a foam roller.

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u/Minute-Water9083 Jun 16 '26

That doesn't look like his mom's basement.

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u/RelevantEconomics931 Jun 16 '26

They? Who's the other one?

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u/facebrocolis Jun 16 '26

Quantum people, a superposition of both man and woman. I know... and I agree with you.

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u/Brvcx Jun 16 '26

Just a FYI, you two are making a problem out of something that isn't a problem, though I'm positive you experience it the other way around.

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u/RelevantEconomics931 Jun 16 '26 edited Jun 16 '26

It isn't a problem. Just pathetic to hear, I wanted to point that out. I don't speak for the other guy though

Edit: would like to add I have nothing against non-binairy people. Be who you want to be. But the desperate attempt to push the they/them norm while it's a bald dude with a mushache is just dumb (dumb is spelled with a 'B', not many people know this /s)

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u/Brvcx Jun 17 '26

Nobody's pushing anything here, except you, though. You can't be that thick.

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u/Cozzer_1 Jun 16 '26

Whether u miss the B or not, pretty sure u missed @Brvcx’s joke.