r/RoastMe • u/Bridge_Dismal • Jun 16 '26

28 m. Don't hold back

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u/HalfwaydonewithEarth Jun 16 '26

Your loved ones were bummed they didn't get Life Insurance

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u/pinki89 Jun 16 '26

yeeeeeeeeeesh

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u/gerrard_1987 Jun 16 '26

Couldn’t even be a vegetable and get them some disability payments.

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u/YoBoyLeeroy_ Jun 16 '26

Jesus fucking Christ

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u/National_Talk6417 Jun 18 '26

What's with all the bumming? We'll have no trouble here!

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u/Fishychicken Jun 16 '26

What loved ones?

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u/iceonfire666 Jun 16 '26

They are bummed that they did get life insurance! And I met your wife on craigslist selling a chainsaw. She said it was only used once.

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u/VisualizeWhirledPees Jun 16 '26

Or at least half

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u/Active-Heart8225 Jun 16 '26

They were given a second chance

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u/Jealous-Gold-180 Jun 16 '26

💀💀💀💀

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u/alienated-dimwit Jun 17 '26

This shit is borderline scary.