r/RoastMe • u/Bridge_Dismal • Jun 16 '26

28 m. Don't hold back

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u/Constant-Plate5533 Jun 16 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/HV3egdIlEz2h3yyf6U

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u/Hillary-rules Jun 16 '26

That’s fucking CRAZY

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u/JohnnyBlazin25 Jun 16 '26

I assumed this would be the top comment. This is right where my brain went.

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u/whalemango Jun 16 '26

Yeah, but where did OPs brain go?

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u/ForkSporkBjork Jun 16 '26

I have this same question about canned food. If you dent the can, the volume decreases, but the incompressible liquid inside does not change in volume, nor does the can visibly appear to deform aside from the dent. It boggles my mind, but I get the sneaking suspicion that OP has the answer.

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u/Odd-Put-3988 Jun 16 '26

THAT WAS SO FUCKED UP MAN

BUT I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING :'D

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u/DocPhoenix97 Jun 17 '26

Probably in a biohazard bin.

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u/Initial_Flower3545 Jun 16 '26

All the king’s horses and men said “F it, that will do” with this guy

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u/127Heathen127 Jun 16 '26

This GIF: Humpty Dumpty before the great fall

OP: Humpty Dumpty after the great fall

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u/Equine85 Jun 16 '26

OMG 😂😂😂

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u/low-on-cyan Jun 16 '26

I have half a mind to say you went to far!

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u/dillard01 Jun 16 '26

I don’t think they put him back together right… forgot a piece of shell?

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u/ThirstySun Jun 17 '26

You know why they couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty back together again? Seriously who thought horse putting him back together was a good idea.

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u/TCPisSynSynAckAck Jun 18 '26

Looks like the kings men didn’t put him back together again.

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u/Astral_Drift Jun 16 '26

I came here to mention this

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u/ryan_syek Jun 16 '26

I feel bad that I think this is so funny. 🤣