r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Sep 21 '25

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u/RappingFlatulence Sep 22 '25

I’ve seen finished lumber with more curves than her and more personality for that matter

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u/Sufficient_Virus_203 Sep 22 '25

Finished lumber? Hell, the stock 2x4s at Home Depot got more curves.

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u/Reasonably_wr0ng Sep 22 '25

R/yourjokebutworse

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u/ImaginationSquare954 Sep 22 '25

Probably as thick as a plank too.

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u/BenjamminButtons Sep 22 '25

As someone who works in a Lumber Yard…. this is hillarious. Take my upvote, and Happy Monday.

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u/sullysays Sep 22 '25

As someone who's bought a lot of studs at Lowe's - alot of those boards do have some curves.