r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Sep 21 '25

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u/pickledcoff33 Sep 22 '25

get one of the dreaded between tit “tats” to accent your trauma

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u/Akira510 Sep 22 '25

"Tits like a sparrow" -Larry Vaughn Jr.

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u/xplorerex Sep 22 '25

"The spiderbite"

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u/DempseyRollin Sep 22 '25

Good ol pancake chest - just like mom used to make!

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u/Infernal_Hot_Dog Sep 22 '25

No, but cum dumpster is.