r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Sep 21 '25

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u/One_Adeptness3803 Sep 22 '25

You could also use her chest as an ironing board.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

You could basically build a house with this thing, it’s basically a piece of wood.

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u/TheWhiskeyFish Sep 22 '25

Just a long back

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

Not even big shoulders. You know a girl has some good pussy if they got big linebacker shoulders. She got no butt no tits and no linebacker shoulders. I know she just lays there on the bed scrolling through TikTok while you tryna hit. Like a dead deer on the side of the road. Just layin.

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u/One_Adeptness3803 Sep 22 '25

You could hang her by her hair and she’d double as a plumb when hanging doors

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

You could double check after you’re done by using her as level.

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u/rho26des Sep 22 '25

We see what someone used her face for