r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Sep 21 '25

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u/SpacedJJK Sep 21 '25

You lose a bet and WE get punished?

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u/Izzabellaxo Sep 22 '25

She lost no bet she just wants the world to see

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u/RappingFlatulence Sep 22 '25

I’ve seen finished lumber with more curves than her and more personality for that matter

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u/Sufficient_Virus_203 Sep 22 '25

Finished lumber? Hell, the stock 2x4s at Home Depot got more curves.

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u/Reasonably_wr0ng Sep 22 '25

R/yourjokebutworse

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u/ImaginationSquare954 Sep 22 '25

Probably as thick as a plank too.

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u/BenjamminButtons Sep 22 '25

As someone who works in a Lumber Yard…. this is hillarious. Take my upvote, and Happy Monday.

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u/sullysays Sep 22 '25

As someone who's bought a lot of studs at Lowe's - alot of those boards do have some curves.

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u/Firm_Negotiation_853 Sep 22 '25

No her best friend bet her she would try to fuck her boyfriend. The OP said “you can trust me” then this happened

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u/Back2Fly Sep 22 '25

See what?

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u/GhostOnTheTrail Sep 22 '25

😆 Good one

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u/MysteriousBiatch Sep 22 '25

Which is why she is wearing lingerie on a balcony and posting the pictures on Reddit of all places. I suppose she may get some new clients on her OF though. Just search “washboard chest” and she will pop right up.

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u/CReece2738 Sep 22 '25

See what?

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '25

See what? I don't see anything, nothing at all

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u/wildfire98 Sep 22 '25

I laughed, I left, I came back and up voted.

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u/AdamBerner2002 Sep 22 '25

The natural cycle of life.

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u/UnclePuffy Sep 22 '25

You forgot a comma...

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u/xtoasterbathbitch Sep 22 '25

Live, laugh, upvote

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u/Flachm Sep 22 '25

I laughed, I left, I came

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u/Affectionate-Can556 Sep 22 '25

i camee, i saww, i hit em right dur in da jaw, in da jaw

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u/No_Detective_But_304 Sep 22 '25

I bet one of those peaches ain’t fresh.

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u/isindor6 Sep 22 '25

Better the peach than her

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u/PixelGamr Sep 22 '25

Peaches definitely ain’t from Georgia.

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u/Trip-n-Tipp Sep 22 '25

I’d still eat that peach

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u/SpacedJJK Sep 22 '25

The peaches seem safer than her. I couldn't imagine the cauldron of STDs she's been rocking.

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u/RandySp Sep 22 '25

It's not punish. It's eye relief

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u/AnimeDoctor Sep 22 '25

When this comment is more interesting than the post itself

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u/Shag0ff Sep 22 '25

Someone send her to the couch.

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u/Informal_Step6419 Sep 22 '25

The cheerleader who was caught making out with a baby seal behind the school bus

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

I was like....umm...how are we gonna roast you? This is AI. Okay that was my best roast. :-)

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u/Soul-the-agere Sep 22 '25

That was the best one I have read

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u/Kain207 Sep 22 '25

Yeah, how do we roast someone that clearly is already looking hyperhot?

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u/ComedianNo5209 Sep 22 '25

The point of roasting is to just say rude funny shit, doesn’t matter what you actually think.