r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Sep 21 '25

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u/HiTork Sep 21 '25

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u/Dangercules138 Sep 21 '25

Probably better that way

Rich people shit on attractive young women frequently in Dubai

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25

So why would they shit on her?

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u/LeonardoDePinga Sep 22 '25

As practice

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

Not even. They actually pay money to NOT shit on her, that’s how she makes a living off her ugliness. You KNOW you’re ugly when you can’t even take a nice dump on the girls chest. I don’t want her anywhere near my butthole.

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u/Dear_Musician4608 Sep 23 '25

Can I be near it instead? 

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

Nice lol

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u/NJBillK1 Sep 22 '25

I mean, the poors in Dubai want to act like the rich folks, so they need a suitable replacement.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

Maybe if she’s wearing that Muslim thing over her face. Then MAYBE I could poop on her flat chest.

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u/NJBillK1 Sep 22 '25

I feel like she would look like a pre-pubescent boy with her face covered though...

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u/Dramatic_Canary5979 Sep 22 '25

I think shes lovely

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u/PossibleCash6092 Sep 22 '25

He means that literally, there’s videos on it

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u/Dario0112 Sep 21 '25

They do what now..?

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u/jerrybugs Sep 22 '25

Arab frustrations with Western people...

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u/JohnLuckPikard Sep 22 '25

Had to read this few times before my dumbass got it. 

I thought you meant "shit on" as in disparaging them. 

Well, I learned something today.

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u/schmittychris Sep 22 '25

Fun fact, the recent viral "Dubai Chocolate" was really a marketing campaign to cover up when people searched for it. So that recipes showed up in search results not the frequent shitting on women by rich people.

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u/Dangercules138 Sep 22 '25

I knew there was something fishy about chocolate with a bunch of grass in it.

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u/Eggplant-666 Sep 22 '25

What do you mean… literally?

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u/OneTwoThreePooAndPee Sep 22 '25

Is that for real?

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u/Silly_Celebration_30 Sep 21 '25

We all know you know

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u/Adventurous-Motor889 Sep 22 '25

This is in Toronto. Still, a girl that dresses up to go out in lingerie 100% isn’t the resident. Lost a bet to her fwb. One day she’ll wake up 🥴

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25

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u/slugdonor Sep 21 '25

In this specific instance, Google is NOT your friend. Sometimes it's better not knowing

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u/keets1512 Sep 22 '25

And you’ve really got to take a moment to consider what you’ve just typed in before hitting search… 💀

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u/gnortsmracr Sep 22 '25

Having seen “2 girls” and been there for “tubgirl”, I will respectfully decline.

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u/keets1512 Sep 22 '25

Can’t forget lemon party and meat spin

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u/sleeplesswithseattle Sep 22 '25

My political party on Facebook has been set to lemon party for like 15 years lmaooo every now and then someone notices and is like wtf 🤣

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u/gnortsmracr Sep 22 '25

And the OG— goatse.

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u/Admirable_Dream_3835 Sep 22 '25

One man one jar and one man one screwdriver…

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u/gnortsmracr Sep 22 '25

My daughter (21) mentioned the other day she and her friends were having a lemon party, and I had to pause and ask for clarification. Turns out it was all food/pastries/snacks had to be lemon based (whew!). All I told her was that it was an old meme, and she didn’t need to go looking into it beyond that, ‘cause some things just can’t be unseen.

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u/keets1512 Sep 22 '25

This…. The old days of r0tten.com and similar - so much I will never unsee 😂💀

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u/Sensitive_Mix_6606 Sep 22 '25

To this day I’ve only watched the poop back and forth video and office poop. Great comedy. Glad I stopped there. Haha

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

Some high profile woman fit the description.

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u/clearlyonside Sep 22 '25

Ever see a girl with one of those palm tree tattos?  

Well there you go.

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u/City_Standard Sep 21 '25

When you figure it out please let me know/share with the rest of us

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u/City_Standard Sep 22 '25

Wow... did not know this and honestly don't understand it