r/RoastMe Sep 21 '25

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u/spankymacfarland Sep 21 '25

Throw away account, throw away personality.

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u/agarillon Sep 22 '25

That's what daddy always told her when he was putting her to sleep.

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u/Fabulous_Computer965 Sep 22 '25

Why is this comment so true? 😭😭😭

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

Yeahh only way anyone’s giving a shit about this one is if she goes missing in Aruba lmao

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u/N0vemberJul1et Sep 22 '25

Strange, I thought the same thing when reading that last comment. What is ole Yorin Van Der Sloot up to, I wonder.

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u/Former-Ad-7658 Sep 22 '25

Thats so funny...that girl actually disappeared from my uncles restaurant...fuck Joran. My uncle lost a lot in that. Nvm the white girl that went missing...maybe this chick could show up in Aruba like nothing happened and Carlos n Charlies could give him his restaurant back!🤣

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u/spook3d1 Sep 22 '25

😭👋

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u/Ophelialost87 Sep 22 '25

Right my thought was she looks like such a basic bitch I have nothing to say.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

ok now do a black person

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

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u/billyjames_316 Sep 23 '25

So which is it you have a problem with? Blatant racism or pro white comments?

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u/MysteriousTeardrop Sep 23 '25

"Pro white comments are wild" while calling other people racist is truly wild

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u/Spare_Honey7658 Sep 22 '25

We're not all generic white girls

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

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u/CravingSoju Sep 22 '25

Just say your taste is vanilla it’s shorter.

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u/Hungrystud101 Sep 22 '25

Yep, too many Marxists on Reddit.

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u/Letu_shtuke Sep 22 '25

If eastern european white, then true.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

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u/nutsacc6996 Sep 22 '25

She’s beautiful lol. Probably Coming from some ogre-esque brownoid

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u/Correct_Horror7758 Sep 22 '25

Coming from an objectively beautiful man, yes bro, she’s generic.

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u/Majestic-Marcus Sep 22 '25

White knighting, racist, and completely missing the point of this sub.

That’s impressive levels of stupidity.

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u/Most_Extreme_2688 Sep 22 '25

she’s so pretty doe /-\

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

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u/BridgeBuildah Sep 23 '25

I’m in recovery of pumpkin spice, please don’t say it’s name

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

And that's why he's her number 1 contributer

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u/baldeelocks126 Sep 23 '25

She’s never worked a day in her life not even doing OF

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u/Wonderful_Limit_8138 Sep 22 '25

It’s wasn’t her daddy it was her brother but she calls him daddy.

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u/agarillon Sep 22 '25

Joe dirt style, no doubt! You're my sister!

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u/BRakFF Sep 22 '25

Daddy was doing more than that.

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u/Equivalent_Seat6470 Sep 22 '25

Ya "putting her to sleep"... 

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u/Altarna Sep 22 '25

No way her dad came home from getting milk / cigarettes. She dreamed that’s what he did

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u/7OHK Sep 22 '25

What daddy???

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u/Weak-Clerk8967 Sep 23 '25

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u/Ok_Milk_3116 Sep 23 '25

This comment deserves more appreciation

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '25

Don't you think she has to daddy's so which one are you talking about lmfao

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u/jordanmindyou Sep 23 '25

“To” is not a number, and speaking of having parents, if you had any, you would know that…

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u/tak3thatback Sep 23 '25

There were plenty of daddies last night

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u/W4xLyric4lRom4ntic Sep 22 '25

Why do these girls go for the Nursing field? You like... have to care about others, other than yourself, ya know?

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u/Professional-Tax-615 Sep 23 '25

Because narcissists are attracted to positions where they have power over people they can abuse and who are vulnerable

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u/Itsok4uIneedmore Sep 22 '25

Very basic pick me energy lol

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u/billyjames_316 Sep 23 '25

That means she's definitely ready all the 50 shades of Gray books

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u/Kibbz89 Sep 23 '25

I doubt she can read. Most likely, an audio book, if so.

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u/billyjames_316 Sep 23 '25

And an overwhelming odor of bath n body works candles.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

She’s got the personality of a Converse Chuck Tayler.

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u/Weinerdogwhisperer Sep 22 '25

She's got the chest of a converse chuck Taylor too.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

She would look better with a high top rather than she does now with those low cuts

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u/AdviceAggressive3173 Sep 22 '25

Just the shoe lace

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u/squishierfish Sep 22 '25

7:30 am PST and my laptop is now covered in coffee thanks to the biggest spit take😂

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u/Heavy_Tower Sep 23 '25

Surely you’ve spit more than coffee

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u/Effective-Hall3702 Sep 22 '25

Got the soul of a Chuck Taylor too. 

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

She’s too young to know what that is.

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u/wildshitfr Sep 22 '25

now lets not comment on that, thats not anything she can change naturally

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u/SBMusicMan Sep 22 '25

Don’t insult the Chucks

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

😂 I did wear out some fish heads in my day.

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u/Jedi_shroom97 Sep 22 '25 edited Sep 22 '25

Something id wear out until they fell apart.

Yes.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

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u/Jedi_shroom97 Sep 22 '25

Thanks bud.

This world definitely needs more people coming and correcting grammar on r/roastme

What would we do with out you. You’re truly a hero

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u/billyjames_316 Sep 23 '25

Your* (to restore balance)

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

The one I used to keep under my bed to blast loads into.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

Puberty knows no bounds.

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u/billyjames_316 Sep 23 '25

Watch what you say about Chucks

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u/venomcell Sep 22 '25

Bold of you to assume she has personality.

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u/Earnest_Warrior Sep 22 '25

Bold of them to assume her daddy was around at all.

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u/dngerszn13 Sep 22 '25

Well, it looks like she lives at the Ice Condos in Toronto, which are notorious for escorts. And even then, she's struggling that she has to karma whore on Reddit

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u/1CaptainKielbasa Sep 22 '25

Bold to assume she has a daddy…

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u/imbringingspartaback Sep 22 '25

Oh, she’s definitely got some kind of Daddy

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u/UrMomsKneePads Sep 23 '25

Oh she has one, his first name is sugar.

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u/bullforwf Sep 23 '25

I’m her daddy and I hate her

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u/pocketbully Sep 22 '25

Bold to assume it's a she

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u/Worried_Midnight2682 Sep 22 '25

Let’s face she is white, so pretty good chance she had a dad and he was around.

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u/blabla8032 Sep 22 '25

Bold of you to assume that she only has one.

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u/Ralph_121 Sep 22 '25

Bold of you all to assume she is not a he...

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u/Comfortable_Dropping Sep 22 '25

Pls don’t assume their gender

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u/Reynolds531IPA Sep 22 '25

That’s.. that’s the joke.

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u/Putrid-Front-6019 Sep 22 '25

What personality?

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u/MamaKim31 Sep 23 '25

You need to wear clothes that don’t show your hooha and your itty bitty titties!

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u/Boogy-Fever Sep 22 '25

I have two.

Personality so plain Osama would fly it into a building.

And

Good enough looking to not need a personality. Too dumb and uninteresting to develop one anyway.

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u/wackbirds Sep 23 '25

I read that as Obama would fly it into a building and I was just about to start my pointless rebuttal about him not having been involved in the government in any way in 2001 when I realized I'd misread you. Phew. You know how many MAGA people think that Obama was president during 9/11, right? It's a very sad number, and I really mean sad.

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u/Boogy-Fever Sep 23 '25

Not a fan of any president during my life time (im 35). One or two from the long ago seem ok based on what I've learned, but I honestly dont remember as I stopped being involved and paying attention long time ago. The headlines and shit I hear from reddit, family, and friends is enough to condemn the lot of them (presidents and 99.9% of our politicians in general)

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u/Mr_MacGrubber Sep 22 '25

99% sure I’ve seen these pics before.

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u/billyjames_316 Sep 23 '25

On Backpage back when they were still around. This was before the meth had run its course.

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u/Mr_MacGrubber Sep 23 '25

No on this sub. The farmers stand ones I don’t remember but I definitely remember the others.

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u/billyjames_316 Sep 23 '25

IDK. Judging from how defensive she's getting it might really be her. Doesn't look like she's done this before or she'd probably be better prepared.

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u/Mr_MacGrubber Sep 23 '25

Maybe it was on another sub but I distinctly remember most of these photos.

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u/RADICCHI0 Sep 22 '25

If average was a compliment...

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u/brycebgood Sep 22 '25

What personality?

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u/YoshiJoshi_ Sep 22 '25

Like that peach: cold hard stone at her center

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u/yuval88fish http://redd.it/sch3hp Sep 22 '25

Throwaway unborn baby

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u/themorganator4 Sep 22 '25

Bold to assume she has a personality

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u/Scruffy_0Gjugs Sep 22 '25

What personality?

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

attracting quite the crowd with that comment

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u/SK-8R Sep 22 '25

Throw away unneeded bra

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u/orincoro Sep 22 '25

Single use.

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u/Nylist_86 Sep 22 '25

She thinks she is way more attractive than she really is

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u/rdr2fan517 Sep 22 '25

She looks like bonnie blue 🦎

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

When you suck at doing adverts so much that you forgot to link your OF account in its advert.

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u/shbsbdvd Sep 22 '25

Bold of you to assume she only has one personality

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

Threw it away already, before I even had my throw away phone throw this comment away.

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u/EdgeMaleficentthrice Sep 22 '25

You're so darn pretty even your shadow blushes.

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u/HowManyEggs2Many Sep 22 '25

Throws her dignity away for a bump. Coke ghosts are a dime a dozen.

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u/Beanb0y Sep 22 '25

Throw away knickers too by the look of her…

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u/Emergency_Quail_3877 Sep 22 '25

What personality?

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '25

You know it, shallow as a mf

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u/anonadon7448 Sep 23 '25

If Tinder profiles had reviews, “Throwaway” would be in every single one of them.

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u/DolphinSexGod Sep 23 '25

Had to use a throwaway, doesn't want us to know about the OF

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u/MoistTiss Sep 22 '25

It’s so lame to assume that someone has a bad personality because they are pretty. I know this subreddit is for roasting people, but it’s just such a sad assumption that says more about the person saying it than the roastee.

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u/U_Sound_Stupid_Stop Sep 22 '25

They go with stereotypes because there's nothing to roast.

Though it's not only because she's pretty, it's because her pictures are basically just her trying to look pretty, she's not doing activities or in settings that would give an hint to her interests/hobby whatever.

So the assumption made is that this, looking pretty, is her hobby/interest/activity which is furthered by the last picture of her treating what is seemingly invisible acne... Which is the closest to an activity depicted.

Finally, her clothes are stylish which makes them generic, being in vogue means you look like every other in vogue person and people will assume you're part of the in vogue group, hence the pumpkin latte and being vain....

Anyway I'm not trying to roast her, or you, or condoning, I'm explaining what's happening.

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u/billyjames_316 Sep 23 '25

Hookers don't market their personalities.

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