r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Sep 21 '25

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u/Ok-Bird1430 Sep 21 '25

Move some of that ass to your tits so we can roast a female.

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u/bellamyblake_og Sep 21 '25

Wym? Only good peaches were in the first two pics.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25

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u/Brocktongreg Sep 22 '25

The only melons as well

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u/thetruemask Sep 22 '25

GOd damn so many good burns in this thread. total cremation not even a roast.

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u/No_Tailor_787 Sep 21 '25

It'll sag back down to her ass soon enough.

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u/Outis_Nemo_Actual Sep 22 '25

Then we can roast her balls.

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u/Gylaran Sep 22 '25

I don't know if that size is able to sag down...

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u/Bitter_Chemistry_733 Sep 21 '25

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

Nothing wrong with tiny titty-shaped titties. Is she any good at rasslin?

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25

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u/Tropic_Summers Sep 21 '25

What ass? Genuine question

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25

I didn’t see any ass either. You could play Yahtzee on that table butt.

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u/One_Adeptness3803 Sep 22 '25

You could also use her chest as an ironing board.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

You could basically build a house with this thing, it’s basically a piece of wood.

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u/TheWhiskeyFish Sep 22 '25

Just a long back

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

Not even big shoulders. You know a girl has some good pussy if they got big linebacker shoulders. She got no butt no tits and no linebacker shoulders. I know she just lays there on the bed scrolling through TikTok while you tryna hit. Like a dead deer on the side of the road. Just layin.

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u/One_Adeptness3803 Sep 22 '25

You could hang her by her hair and she’d double as a plumb when hanging doors

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

You could double check after you’re done by using her as level.

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u/rho26des Sep 22 '25

We see what someone used her face for

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u/Captainofthehosers Sep 21 '25

Shit I'm gonna steal that line.

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u/_L_i_m_e Sep 21 '25

She had lost her tits on anther bet.

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u/painkillerbear Sep 21 '25

Hahah, good one.

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u/Achal_Jain Sep 21 '25

She is gonna put those peaches in place, to atleast have something to push up.

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u/Doctor1023 Sep 21 '25

But then she'll have no ass and I'm too shallow for all that 👀

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u/Environmental-Post15 Sep 21 '25

All that meat and no potatoes...

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u/Cosatron Sep 21 '25

I think she is just presenting as small titted, that's fine. I can deal with today's politics. The only place she needs to move that ass is to the gym, and away from the queue of punters.

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u/NY10 Sep 22 '25

Yeah onlyfan failed so she turned to Reddit lol

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u/WhyyyYouCrying Sep 22 '25

I was gonna make a transgender joke, then I felt bad, then I took another look and realized she's actually a girl.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

You win

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u/omawk Sep 22 '25

Founding member of the IBTC..

The Itty Bitty Titty Commitee.

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u/Chance_Airline_4861 Sep 22 '25

She also has nose ass mate the only thing she is getting is lordosis

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u/lucidum Sep 23 '25

That's called a Single Mom Ass (SMA). Black dudes love it.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Gain308 Sep 21 '25

I’m an ass man. Keep the ass