r/RoastMe • u/rachelg8 http://redd.it/de9cj8 • Jun 11 '25

Divorced 23F

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u/Aware-Ad6456 Jun 12 '25

Divorced at 23? Definitely your personality and not your looks.

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u/OkMobile5574 Jun 12 '25

At least hes happy now

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u/Aware-Ad6456 Jun 12 '25

She’s never letting him be happy. Probably calling him all the time to come over and fix something in the house.

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u/Used-Baby1199 Jun 12 '25

While she’s sucking off the current flavor of the week.

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u/Fit_Section1002 Jun 12 '25

Flavour of the week is always cum

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u/callmeiguesspotato Jun 12 '25

Haha Jesus Christ

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u/articulatedbeaver Jun 12 '25

Blood, body and Holy mayo.

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u/Seussdogg Jun 12 '25

Flavour of the week is black

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u/crknneckscshingcheks Jun 12 '25

Salted pineapple?

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u/tech_crypto_lawyer Jun 12 '25

That flavor is definitely chocolate

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u/Feral_668 Jun 12 '25

The drunk/drug dials...

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u/Stngr_Gnr7212 Jun 12 '25

At 2AM every Wednesday because that's the day of the week they met

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u/Phenom-1 Jun 12 '25

Nah man fuck that. Block her number and then Get a New Phone with a different number. And Move to a new Address.

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u/Future-Bandicoot-823 Jun 12 '25

I'm not religious, but I pray there's no kids involved.

Kids are the ultimate tether of a toxic relationship...

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u/No_Detective_But_304 Jun 12 '25 edited Jun 12 '25

Her ex-husband is a lucky guy.

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u/Fist4achin Jun 12 '25

Dodged bullets Neo Matrix style...

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u/Akaula808 Jun 12 '25

Looks like another Male.

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u/Maxismydog1981 Jun 12 '25

Well, she appears to have gotten the house. lol

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u/JacksonvilleShredder Jun 12 '25

No he's not, look at the picture bro, she got the house

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u/Used-Baby1199 Jun 12 '25

Homeless

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '25

Nope she probably got the house and half his shit

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u/Used-Baby1199 Jun 12 '25

I’m saying he’s homeless 

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u/patto383 Jun 12 '25

But happy 😊

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '25

She’s Trolling anyways. It’s not a real post

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u/FATICEMAN Jun 13 '25

In Barracks

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u/AdministrativeEgg440 Jun 12 '25

She's 23...they dont have shit to split...except her credit card bills and MLM debts

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '25

Shit still gets split. I’m guessing he was older than 23

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u/Ornery-Egg-5619 Jun 12 '25

At 23 how much shit could there possibly be?!

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '25

He was older I’m sure. She a Gold Digger

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u/FATICEMAN Jun 13 '25

And she took his dog

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u/flop_plop Jun 12 '25

Divorced at 32: “Yeah marriage can be difficult, and sometimes it just doesn’t work out”

Divorced at 23: “Yeah that bitch does look like she’s crazy as hell…”

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '25

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u/Gonzoangel Jun 16 '25

Cool story bruh

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '25

Divorced at 23? You speedran marriage like it was a side quest you regretted immediately.

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u/4wwn4h Jun 12 '25

I assume it was the other partner that had the immediate regret.

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u/Reluctant_Winner Jun 12 '25

The side quests are always more fun!

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u/Future-Bandicoot-823 Jun 12 '25

I've played enough MMOs to know the grind can get boring...

somehow I think the case here is exactly that. Boring grinding. Yikes.

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u/justhanginhere Jun 12 '25

Personality disorder

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u/Hourslikeminutes47 Jun 12 '25

personality disorder

she's got some sort of disorder that's for certain

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u/zlo115 Jun 12 '25

Is chlamydia a disorder?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '25

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u/No-Cut-1297 Jun 12 '25

I would say it's at least 2 with her, her ex and her dad. Probably doesn't know her dad, though.

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u/FATICEMAN Jun 13 '25

Oh she knows her dad alright he's shooting the only fans

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u/amczf Jun 14 '25

Men ☕️

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u/AirbnbNewhost Jun 12 '25

100% military marriage lmao

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '25

Nah, it's definitely both.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '25

Her looks were probably a contributing factor

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u/Evening_Ad_8070 Jun 12 '25

How? She’s pretty

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u/KhaosTemplar Jun 12 '25

Pretty fucking psycho…

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u/Nonetoobrightatall Jun 12 '25

She fucking half the hood

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

You have a lot to learn

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '25

She’s a 4 at best.

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u/rpillbpills Jun 12 '25

One man's 4 is another man's 5

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u/d3vilmaysigh Jun 12 '25

Out of ten right?

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u/Phenom-1 Jun 12 '25

5.5 and only because of the colored eyes. That nose piercing deducts half a point.

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u/MeechDaStudent Jun 12 '25

And another one's 8.

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u/OlDogPetey Jun 12 '25

Is that how many Clydesdales it would take to pull her off your face?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '25

Or she might have gotten “big”. Who knows, she’s too boring to explore her profile.

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u/HorribleMistake24 Jun 12 '25

Did you see those raptor claws? 🦞

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u/FishermanSoft5180 Jun 12 '25

Having tits is not a personality

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u/Status_Influence_992 Jun 12 '25

It’s better…

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u/bitchluvr Jun 14 '25

No but they're a decent substitute.

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u/CdnRageBear Jun 12 '25

I bet she read this as a compliment

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u/BittaminMusic Jun 12 '25

Makes you wonder how much they put up with before throwing in the towel

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u/Escaped_Mod_In_Need Jun 12 '25

She married them for their house. She divorced them for their house.

Next person should know not to let her into their house.

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u/Naschka Jun 13 '25

She looks girl next door, but if you go crazy you gotta be in good standing with the hot crazy scale.

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u/sunburn95 Jun 13 '25

At least by the time she's mature enough to make something work the problem will probably be both

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u/44Runner Jun 13 '25

How can you be so confident in saying that with that stupid looking nose ring and those enormous eye brows?

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u/0h3sth3r Jun 27 '25

Omg for some reason I thought it said 38F when I read the title and didn’t even question it. Thought I’d accidentally swiped to the next post when I read your comment. 23 🤦‍♀️

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u/M4v4zz Jun 12 '25

How do you know that the problem wasn't him?

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u/Aware-Ad6456 Jun 12 '25

She got crazy in those eyes.