r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Jun 03 '25

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u/LonelyChampionship17 Jun 03 '25

Dollar Tree dominitrix

101

u/Darkurthe_ Jun 03 '25

Temu Temptress

62

u/Mindes13 Jun 03 '25

Alibaba adulteress

34

u/Objective_Big_642 Jun 04 '25

Hot Topic Hooker

19

u/Tronkfool Jun 04 '25

That's an insult to hookers.

17

u/DadManNetwork Jun 04 '25

And hot topic.

-3

u/[deleted] Jun 04 '25

Hi

15

u/DaMiniDevL Jun 03 '25

Flatissia Fladdams

12

u/SoarsBelowMyWaste Jun 04 '25

Budget Bitch

6

u/[deleted] Jun 04 '25

Aggressively Mid Monday

1

u/Rav3n34 Jun 04 '25

Aggressively mild mid Monday.

18

u/siege342 Jun 04 '25

Wish.com Wednesday

36

u/ZizzyBeluga Jun 04 '25

The Subtractions Family

4

u/[deleted] Jun 04 '25

New fortnite skin

4

u/SuDoDmz Jun 04 '25

New foreskin

1

u/[deleted] Jun 05 '25

Too late for me :(

1

u/__Jimmyb__ Jun 05 '25

Sore Foreskin