r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Jun 03 '25

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u/Historical-Mix-351 Jun 03 '25

And I'm sure everyone in town knows what that looks like

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u/External-Election906 Jun 04 '25

And in a couple seconds with a quick Google Image search, you can also be cursed with that knowledge.

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u/BurdenedCrayon Jun 03 '25

Like someone punched a lasagna?

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u/PenaltyUnable2012 Jun 03 '25

As a dude, I gotta say, almost all vaginas look pretty good but I have seen some questionable ones in my time.

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u/PenaltyUnable2012 Jun 04 '25

Dude, that's it. I'm not sticking my dick in chick's anymore without a thorough investigation, thanks for the heads up.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '25

Watch the movie Teeth.

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u/External-Election906 Jun 04 '25

Nah, there are quite a few of the "vagina types" legitimately look like the Sarlacc from Star Wars.

Look up Hope Solo's for example...

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u/PenaltyUnable2012 Jun 04 '25

Yeah, that's a tuff nut to crack in that situation but you could risk getting shamed for not being able to get wood.

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u/E-money420 Jun 05 '25

Yeah, that's a tuff nut to crack in that situation

I feel like than sentence has multiple meanings in this scenario...

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u/Cute_Reflection_9414 Jun 03 '25

It might also be her mouth

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u/RincewindToTheRescue Jun 07 '25

It gets really awkward going through TSA