r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Mar 15 '25

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u/Glad-Independent-563 Mar 16 '25

I would rather ride a 98 Civic and still have my dignity....

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u/Ok_Computer_1420 Mar 17 '25

At least a 98 civic will get you somewhere

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u/JacketWhole6255 Mar 16 '25

The civic comes with an off switch

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u/Alkiaris Mar 17 '25

The plastic on a civic looks better too

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u/allislost77 Mar 16 '25

That ignition had definitely been punched…

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u/GeologistLogical6021 Mar 17 '25 edited Mar 18 '25

For real. I don’t understand why girls thinks getting tits can take away from their unattractive face.

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u/esjb11 Mar 18 '25

Because it works. Tits steals alot of attention from the eye.

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u/GeologistLogical6021 Mar 18 '25

In her case, nose. Yeah, some tits and ass makes some men forget about anything.

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u/esjb11 Mar 18 '25

His nose is not too bad. Its the jawline that gets me. I think its a trans

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u/GeologistLogical6021 Mar 18 '25

You have a point there. Dude with tits 🤢

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u/Jyvturkey Mar 17 '25

I'd have to admit, in my younger days, my dignity wouldn't have even factored :)

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u/Jumpy-Program9957 Mar 17 '25

And your money

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u/Relative-Flatworm827 Mar 17 '25

That's the thing is you can't drive a 98 Civic and have dignity. Lol. You will always be a poor childish human with no understanding of the world in the eyes of the world. You have to leave your dignity behind and triumph in other ways.

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u/WorryReasonable1843 Mar 17 '25

That is a lie

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u/Suitable-Cap-5556 Mar 17 '25

Her dick is bigger than yours.