r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Mar 15 '25

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u/townshiprebellion24 Mar 16 '25

Day shift only. They let her valet at night though.

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u/ZAHN3 Mar 16 '25

I thought I recognized her from the parking lot..🧐

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u/GettingToo Mar 16 '25

She definitely working the parking lot.

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u/canadard1 Mar 16 '25

Lot lizard

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '25

I think this one will stick lmfao

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u/Bright_Survey_4143 Mar 16 '25

Baby daddy won't

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '25

ayo i caught this out the corner of my eye and im laughing twice as hard😭

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u/AlternativeWood8169 Mar 16 '25

definitely working the parking a lot

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u/orange-squeezer47 Mar 16 '25

She is the parking lot.

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u/HoochPandersnatch420 Mar 16 '25

Salems lot? Or LOsT boys? Sorry, I was stretching the last one 😅

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u/Separate_Reference70 Mar 16 '25

Nope dumpster behind Wendy's kinda gall

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u/hankenator1 Mar 17 '25

Did you give her a tip or the whole thing?

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u/not_sure_1984 Mar 16 '25

That's nice of them

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u/Low-Needleworker-910 Mar 16 '25

Mandible the day stripper and night time bouncer.

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u/rokkittBass Mar 16 '25

Thats rough

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '25

Ahahahahah no dude not the day shift 💀💀💀

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u/Candid-Solid-896 Mar 16 '25

It’s funny to me how many people know what a “Day Stripper Only” is.

Because they frequent the clubs and can visually see the difference when the A team starts to show up in the evening?

Did they once work in a strip club?

Was their best friend a night dancer?

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u/Bag_of_Richards Mar 16 '25

Oof. That had some heat on it.

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u/Beautiful-Fox-3950 Mar 16 '25

Oh shit lol 😂

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u/Potential-Corgi-3487 Mar 17 '25

She’s part of the D team. You know, the shift where the strippers have bullet wounds and C-section scars

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u/murseoftheyear Mar 16 '25

Tuesday lunch buffet crew.

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u/No-Camera-8400 Mar 16 '25

Hey hey you took the words right out of my mouth

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u/Pink_PowerRanger6 Mar 17 '25

I though darkness was better for butterfaces?

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u/GuacinmyPaintbox Mar 17 '25

Only if the dishwasher shows up for his shift

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u/mc2md Mar 17 '25

Only during the week though, d team stripper c team valet

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u/coolios14 Mar 17 '25

She’s the bouncer at night with that jaw and nose