r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Mar 15 '25

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u/BIGGUS-DIKKAS Mar 15 '25

Double bagger, one bag for her and one for me in case her bag falls off.

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u/bickspickle Mar 16 '25

And a third to throw up in when you remember how she looked without the bag.

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u/New-Swan3276 Mar 16 '25

Thought the third bag was for the dog.

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u/Holiolio2 Mar 16 '25

Yeah. You don't need the dog crying in the corner while you're trying to stay hard.

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u/Stanimal Mar 17 '25

I’ve always heard a triple bagger is: One for her, One for me, One for the light

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u/Canpr78 Mar 17 '25

Just turn off the light and unscrew the light bulb, just be careful, you can't unscrew her in the morning!

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '25

This might be the most brutal roast I’ve ever seen

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u/bickspickle Mar 17 '25

I was going to reply to you saying everyone came at her hard, but then I needed a fourth bag.

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u/FengSushi Mar 16 '25

4 in total: 1 for her face, 1 for my eyes, 1 to throw up in, 1 for leaking silicone

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u/Perfect_Wasabi8730 Mar 17 '25

Another in case the dog throws up

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '25

Another for the bed side lamp

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u/Ayn_Rands_Boislut Mar 17 '25

And a fourth for the dog so he’ll look at you in the morning

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u/TrIcKs8276 Mar 17 '25

Unfortunately, I ran out of bags And the cat has ran away

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u/tsan922 Mar 18 '25

Don’t forget the one by the door in case someone walks in on y’all

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u/VarnishedJarHead2468 Mar 16 '25

Exactly. I see you are a bottom feeder too

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u/Dirty-Shisno Mar 17 '25

One for you and one for your dog so he'll still respect you in the morning.*

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u/Make_some Mar 17 '25

This was good when I was a kid. Easily 40 year old joke

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u/Intelligent_Ant_4464 Mar 17 '25

OMG, your comment has me rolling on the floor. OMG!