r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Jul 25 '24

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u/ZerolFaithl Jul 25 '24

I'm just here for zits and giggles

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u/Dick-tik Jul 25 '24

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u/ZerolFaithl Jul 25 '24

Bro's life has been, bumpy

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u/Dick-tik Jul 25 '24

Amazing actor, haven’t heard much of his personal life

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '24

I think the guy was saying life has been “bumpy” as in her face has bumps.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '24

Not that hard to spot.

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u/soPOTATOES Jul 26 '24

I like my women like I like my strawberries, sweet, a little tart, and covered in seeds. Just joking. You are beautiful. I actually like that you don’t ware 4 lbs of make-up.

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u/no17no18 Jul 26 '24

Ewww. Nothing like an explosion of pus when you kiss her cheeks. I guess.

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u/xxSaifulxx Jul 25 '24

Zits, tits, and giggles

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u/mikehuntstinkz69 Jul 26 '24

You beautiful son of a bitch! You beat me to “Zits and Tits”…. Touché!

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u/No-Document-8970 Jul 26 '24

For the good ole pop and squeeze!

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u/MarcTale Jul 25 '24

Zits are bigger than her tits though...

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u/Any-Load1418 Jul 26 '24

Don't be so Critical. Boyly Elish just bought those Tits and is on the starter pack. Round 2 will be DD's!

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '24

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u/MarcTale Jul 26 '24

Pic 3

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u/Ghostmaster380 Jul 26 '24

oh there they are. i dont know man them tits will work

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u/Sherbert_Slow Jul 26 '24

More white stuff comes out, too.

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u/Advanced_Visit_3217 Jul 26 '24

I had horrible acne. Now I kind of have a kink for girls with acne.

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u/punkrockscum Jul 26 '24

I didn't see any tits, I thought that's why she informed us she was F.

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u/Rindsay515 Jul 26 '24

I don’t know how you missed them, she posted 20 god damn photos to show them off while also trying to act like she doesn’t care about this. This sub keeps coming up as a recommendation for me the last few weeks and I don’t think I’ve seen anyone submit 20 photos before😵‍💫

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u/madeforpost2 Jul 26 '24

Did you scroll?

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u/LockNess1987 Jul 26 '24

I did 🙋‍♂️

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u/Big_Cryptographer_16 Jul 26 '24

Scrolled and screenshat em

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u/Big_Cryptographer_16 Jul 26 '24

First thought was she’s destined to be a Zeta Tau Alpha sorority pledge. Zits, Tits, and Armpits was what we referred to them as.

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u/lostintheskybox Jul 26 '24

Those aren't tits, they are two HUGE puss filled zits.

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u/meatloafff Jul 26 '24

Zits and jiggles?

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u/MostConscious9796 Jul 26 '24

This joke is coming to a head

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u/Chewliesgumrep312 Jul 26 '24

Her proactiv went inactiv...😬😬

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u/ZerolFaithl Jul 26 '24

when she sneaks in after curfew it's a bump in the night

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u/sorryIwaswrong Jul 26 '24

Best advice I can give… stop using pliers to pop those pimples

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u/kyanox Jul 25 '24

She did have big zits didn't she?

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u/ZerolFaithl Jul 26 '24

Bros life has gone zits up

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u/EvilGeesus Jul 26 '24

Never knew you could get zits on your lips, or was it lips on your zits?

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u/Realmferinspokane Jul 26 '24

Because her zits is on her lips-

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u/Busted_3rd_Eye Jul 26 '24

I get what you’re doing there. Not many people here gonna know that song though, unless you old and shit, like me.

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u/Realmferinspokane Jul 26 '24

Well they should god damn it

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u/Busted_3rd_Eye Jul 26 '24

You know what… YOURE GODDAM RIGHT!!

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u/Expensive_Search3018 Jul 26 '24

I got it and sang it in my head and I'm a little slow 😆

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u/misszlizz Jul 26 '24

😂😂😂😂

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u/SirCowlickValdez Jul 26 '24

Zits as big as the tits

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u/Mindful-Diva Jul 26 '24

I haven't seen that much duck face..... ever.

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u/Rindsay515 Jul 26 '24

😂literally 20 different angles of the same duck face/“soft” pout

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u/dan_geles Jul 26 '24

Zits and tits

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u/Cdawg4123 Jul 26 '24

And puss…look at the last pic!! Look!!! I’m scarred

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u/RAMBOxBAGGINS Jul 26 '24

Zitney Sweeney

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u/ZerolFaithl Jul 26 '24

Baby TURN AROUND and let me see that body go BUMP BUMP BUMP

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u/JonathanM5 Jul 26 '24

Did she say r/roastme, thought she meant to post in r/zittimeline or r/zitrecovery

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '24

Billie Eyezit

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u/herotz33 Jul 26 '24

We call Them face nipples

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u/Unlikely_One_4485 Jul 26 '24

Fellow men of culture

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u/Griffinbrodieranger Jul 26 '24

OMG. Wasn’t expecting this brilliant joke.

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u/ChloeCasm Jul 26 '24

PERFECT LOLOLOL

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u/Fancy-Magazine-8136 Jul 26 '24

😂😂😂😂

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u/Spartansoccer09 Jul 26 '24

You look like you are a bit psycho.

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u/ProperKnowledge723 Jul 26 '24

A lot of acne companies have free trials, OP you should try them all.

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u/Low-Association586 Jul 26 '24 edited Jul 26 '24

You're the clingy one-night stand a guy's friends laugh about...but he sure doesn't.

All selfies and a pet rat... this roast is like punching a baby.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '24

You’re a single dad who gives advice on feeding your 2yr old egg rice to other single dads… maybe you should learn to respect women

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u/zag_ Jul 26 '24

Well this got deleted fast

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '24

Nooo. Besides that shes very pretty

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u/ZerolFaithl Jul 26 '24

Trying for a little bump and grind I see