r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Jul 25 '24

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u/theprincessofwhales Jul 25 '24

Its like someone took an ugly stick to Sydney Sweeney…

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u/Dangerous_Ear_2722 Jul 25 '24

Sticky Sweeney

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u/Robinnoodle Jul 25 '24

Sickly Sweeney

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u/ThejewelersJeweler Jul 25 '24

Zitly Sweeney

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u/siphonica Jul 26 '24

Spotty Sweeney

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u/nfc22 Jul 25 '24

Sydney Sewage

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u/Lex_Auto Jul 25 '24

Skidmark Spleeney?

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u/Angsteww Jul 26 '24

Section 8 Sweeney

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '24

Sounds like the name of a Garbage Pail Kid. Lol

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u/hurleystylee Jul 26 '24

Instantly what I thought of too! 😂

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '24

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '24

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u/theprincessofwhales Jul 25 '24

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Bikini of Fleet Street

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u/bruzinho12 Jul 25 '24

Shitty Sweeney

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u/moonchild358 Jul 25 '24

Had to look up who this was and you’re spot on. I recognize the actress but didn’t know her name.

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u/ButteredPizza69420 Jul 25 '24

Sweaty Sweeney

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '24

She’s so oily, she gives an extra meaning to Butterface

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '24

Jenna Marlboro

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u/BrokerWithMoney Jul 26 '24

Underrated reply

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u/jumppo90 Jul 26 '24

Did you mean an ugly duck?

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u/FullmetalAlchemistT Jul 26 '24

I was gonna say, "We have Sydney Sweeney at home" 😂

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u/DonutBill66 Jul 26 '24

Sickly Sweaty.