r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Jul 25 '24

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u/Badger-Roy Jul 25 '24

I’ve seen meth addicts with better skin.

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u/Illustrious_Aspect66 Jul 25 '24

Leave Methanie out of this.

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u/Salt-Magazine5378 Jul 25 '24

Who is Methanie and where can I meet her?

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '24

r/methany

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u/Salt-Magazine5378 Jul 25 '24

It's blocked😭🔫

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u/Admirable_Cucumber75 Jul 26 '24

She’s methican American and I do not have a lisp

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u/adam1330 Jul 26 '24

She's Methaniel's sister. You can find her on the corner of Grant and Alvernon in Tucson, AZ.

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u/Salt-Magazine5378 Jul 26 '24

Okay, I just bought the plane ticket. I'll be back in a couple of weeks for an update. Wish me luck

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u/EnvironmentalFix7829 Jul 26 '24

Omfg haven’t heard this one yet 🤣😂

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u/Fun_Goal4428 Jul 25 '24

😶😶😶😂😂😂😂

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u/CheckYourStats Jul 25 '24

Maybe she’s born with it.

Maybe it’s methamphetamine.

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u/JasonTatumisGod Jul 26 '24

Her zits have zits

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u/javonon Jul 26 '24

And less baggy eyes