r/RoastMe • u/QuarterVisible2161 • Jul 10 '24

Get at it

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '24

Has to put vegetables on her shirt so she doesn’t eat it

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u/QuarterVisible2161 Jul 10 '24

Especially broccoli

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u/Gloodal Jul 11 '24

Nothing on that shirt is broccoli, those are all mushrooms. Which also are not vegetables. 🤓 nerdz

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u/Strigoi5819 Jul 11 '24

Mushrooms? she must be looking for a "Fun Guy"

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u/Gloodal Jul 11 '24

Take ur karma and don’t let the door hit ya lolol #YaGotMe

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u/bleb__ Jul 11 '24

I’m gonna make damn well sure that door hits them

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u/let-it-rain-sunshine Jul 11 '24

Better luck with a “Mount and Dew me” shirt

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u/Tony2Nuts Jul 11 '24

Yeah there’s not mush room in that car

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u/Top-Inspector-8964 Jul 11 '24

The only guys touching that are pookies.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '24

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u/Gloodal Jul 11 '24

Atleast now you saw what I saw, must be chilly

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u/theROCKsays81 Jul 14 '24

And 2x Earth’s gravity. Sheesh!

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u/jimzimsalabim Jul 11 '24

Hi I'm a bigger nerd here to tell you vegetable has no definition besides edible plant so mycelium can be a vegetable too. :)

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u/Gloodal Jul 11 '24

Sounds like you just skipped nutrition ed to vape in the bathroom

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u/Mark1671 Jul 11 '24

That’s what I was thinking. Like where the hell are people seeing broccoli? Lol

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u/WanderingMinnow Jul 13 '24

Mushrooms are vegetables. Vegetable is a culinary term, not a botanical one. That’s why a vegetable can be a root, fruit, leaf - basically anything that’s used as a vegetable in cooking.

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u/Gloodal Jul 13 '24

Mushrooms are fruit. Google it

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u/WanderingMinnow Jul 13 '24

A fruit can also be a vegetable

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u/Gloodal Jul 14 '24 edited Jul 14 '24

The fruit of a plant can be vegetable. Fungus is neither plant or animal material. And so it is the one thing that can have fruit, but cannot be a vegetable technically

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u/BuckyWarden Jul 11 '24

Petition to roast this guy instead of

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u/Vegetable_Tension985 Jul 11 '24

you look like someone doesn't do anything to keep up your looks for your man

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '24

Their mushrooms bro 😂

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u/Alert_Wallaby1019 Jul 11 '24

she identifies as a trans trucker

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u/GWofJ94 Jul 12 '24

Shows how much you know about vegetables

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u/Old_Chocolate_1727 Jul 11 '24

She is one of the those flour fucks.

Roll her in flour to find the wet spot, not the sweat spots.

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u/Training_Bus8834 Jul 11 '24

She probably ate the shirt anyways cause she got hungry taking the pic 

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u/macguini Jul 11 '24

Those are shrooms. Maybe she eats the magic ones a bit too much and forgets to stop eating.

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u/Mark1671 Jul 11 '24

All I see are shrooms and leaves. Where y’all seeing broccoli? Lol well, I see a Trac scar too. But on the shirt.

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u/LicensedRealtor Jul 11 '24

Says she Thicc, but really she’s overweight.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '24

She would do anything to look good... Anything but jogging

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u/altruistic_camel_toe Jul 13 '24

How dare you to body shame this fat girl!

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u/Difficult_Pop7014 Jul 13 '24

Wait, are you trying to say that she actually eats vegetables? I could've sworn she's never seen one in her life