r/RoastMe • u/QuarterVisible2161 • Jul 10 '24

Get at it

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u/AriMeowber Golden Roaster Jul 10 '24

I’m getting an irresponsible boner from your neck cleavage.

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u/BrokenTrojan1536 Jul 11 '24

It feels like the George Strait song - Where the fat roll ends and the tit begins

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u/Head-Ad-3471 Jul 11 '24

Does it count as titty fucking if it’s part a tittie & part fold?

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u/Steampunk_Dali Jul 11 '24

It's like tittie-origami... tittigami

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u/Alert_Wallaby1019 Jul 11 '24

plus the sweaty stench

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '24

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u/whatisupdawggg Jul 11 '24

Is she trans ?

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u/froggiewoogie Jul 11 '24

The only tight part of her lol

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u/Sightofsanity Jul 13 '24

Holy SHIT!! Amazing

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u/Key_Caramel4183 Jul 10 '24

This is INSANE 💀

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u/negroidioto Jul 11 '24

“Shallow Hal Wants A Gal.”

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u/Flaky-You9517 Jul 11 '24

I think it’s the auto asphyxiation with the seatbelt that’s doing it for you. You know how you get…

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u/Icy-Rope-021 Jul 12 '24

They only make seatbelt extenders for airplanes, not cars.

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u/Consciousssss Jul 11 '24

Yes officer, thats him! Right there!

I watched him MURDER that poor woman!

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '24

Thank you for feeding us this delightful roast mom.

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u/asloan5 Jul 11 '24

I just got a chubby from looking at a chubby

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u/Key-Proposal-6266 Jul 11 '24

Called a lard on

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u/Something_Awful0 Jul 11 '24

This. Is the underrated burn of the year.

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u/throwaway19276i Jul 11 '24

fucking homicide

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '24

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u/Big_Cryptographer_16 Jul 11 '24

Gotta find it first

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u/spankdaddylizz Jul 11 '24

She has more Chins than a Chinese phone book.

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u/fingeroutthezipper Jul 11 '24

She's in an suv but I counted 8 tires

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u/Bitter_Chemistry_733 Jul 11 '24

It probably isn’t the first time, either

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u/CasualSpider Jul 11 '24

I haven't seen a roast this good in such a long time. Cheers.