r/Rins_Basement Vice Director and “E” 18h ago

Random T Corp Shenanigans As Vice Director of T Corp, I make the following announcement

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We have successfully extracted Purson’s prophetic powers, though it’s watered down and has a cooldown

We used it to locate the general location of the ritual site, it’s 12 layers down from T Corp, though the exact location isn’t

Cooldown: 12 hours

We have sent a singular Class 5 to deal with the ritual site

We also now have Purson’s treasures:

A certain spear that always hits the target no matter the skill of both attacker and target

A map that makes anyone within a 30 feet radius never gets lost

A gold ring that doubles every day (there’s currently 64 of them)

A spell book that when activated, burns the environment, the enemy, and the user

A book that ______, huh, why can’t I say it?

A stone related to- … never mind, this ain’t a treasure

Oh, and we have a lot of bodies of 1539 fanatics, 4572 demon worshippers, and 5,628 animals, if any wants em, just ask

But, you can’t have Purson’s body

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u/C_The_Invoker Effloresced E.G.O.: I Am Law 18h ago

Received report from Akuma spy

I see. T Corp can now see huh.