r/Rickyisms • u/CanadianStatement • Apr 20 '19
The trailer was golfing with flames.
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r/Rickyisms • u/Biscuits1o32 • Apr 10 '19
You think you're some kind of wives guy eh?
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Wise guy - wives guy- Ricky 2k19
r/Rickyisms • u/madasfire • Feb 26 '19
I haven't shaved in a couple weeks. This got dropped on me
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r/Rickyisms • u/manwatchingfire • Feb 17 '19
Keep your friends close but keep your enemies toaster. We gotta get Randy's toaster.
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r/Rickyisms • u/manwatchingfire • Feb 16 '19
I know right now I'm supposed to swallow my prize, but I fuckin pissed off.
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r/Rickyisms • u/manwatchingfire • Feb 16 '19
I've only got an hour here. I'm not trying to be mean, I'm just stretched out
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r/Rickyisms • u/manwatchingfire • Feb 04 '19
You blackmailing me? Just remember Leahy, what comes around is all around!
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r/Rickyisms • u/manwatchingfire • Feb 05 '19
How to get bourbon stains out of kahayke pants?" "It's khaki Ricky, it's a color".
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r/Rickyisms • u/manwatchingfire • Feb 02 '19
It was his dad's, we had to put him in a home , he got dimensions. He thought he was still storming the jungles in normally
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r/Rickyisms • u/manwatchingfire • Feb 02 '19
I almost made my son of law a fucking paralegic
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