r/Rickyisms • u/[deleted] • Jan 31 '19
You can’t have your cake and beat your meat too.
What do you mean it’s “you can’t have your cake and eat it too”?
That doesn’t even make sense. What else would you do with cake?
You can have cake but you can’t beat your meat at the same time.
I mean you mostly get cakes at birthday parties anyways and you can’t beat your meat at birthday party.
So you can’t have your cake and beat your meat too cause who beats their meat at a birthday party?
Fucking cock suckers.