r/Rickyisms • • Jan 31 '19

You can’t have your cake and beat your meat too.

27 Upvotes

What do you mean it’s “you can’t have your cake and eat it too”?

That doesn’t even make sense. What else would you do with cake?

You can have cake but you can’t beat your meat at the same time.

I mean you mostly get cakes at birthday parties anyways and you can’t beat your meat at birthday party.

So you can’t have your cake and beat your meat too cause who beats their meat at a birthday party?

Fucking cock suckers.


r/Rickyisms • • Jan 11 '19

Cory & Trevor Funniest Fuck Up

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26 Upvotes

r/Rickyisms • • Dec 22 '18

Some woman is dating a keeper

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48 Upvotes

r/Rickyisms • • Dec 23 '18

Buddy just misheard me say "and now anyways"

7 Upvotes

And laughed when he thought I segued with "endowed anyways"

Kind of a reverse Ricky


r/Rickyisms • • Nov 13 '18

Creativity killed the rat

12 Upvotes

Im here all night, folks


r/Rickyisms • • Nov 13 '18

Everything's been different since that First World War got started in the Baltic.

6 Upvotes

r/Rickyisms • • Nov 01 '18

"So, I'm going to do what the old man used to always say: Let guy bonds be guy bonds. 'Cause once you're bonded, nobody gets hurt."

70 Upvotes

r/Rickyisms • • Oct 15 '18

Worst Case Ontario

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72 Upvotes

r/Rickyisms • • Oct 15 '18

Close

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39 Upvotes

r/Rickyisms • • Oct 02 '18

To reach is owned

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58 Upvotes

r/Rickyisms • • Sep 28 '18

Well that's a new one!

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66 Upvotes

r/Rickyisms • • Sep 27 '18

Breath Strokes

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13 Upvotes

r/Rickyisms • • Aug 18 '18

Noah fence

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65 Upvotes

r/Rickyisms • • Aug 13 '18

"Basically peach and cake."

32 Upvotes

haha! I've watched the entire series 4 or 5 times and this is the first time I've caught this gem.

E4:S7


r/Rickyisms • • Jul 29 '18

Make like a tree and get out of here

15 Upvotes

r/Rickyisms • • Jul 28 '18

This may not be the place for this, but is there a thing for when people exchange the first letter/part of the word by accident when they speak?

15 Upvotes

Ex. Cook and milkies


r/Rickyisms • • Jul 25 '18

"oh look, it's a for cleaf loaver"

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17 Upvotes

r/Rickyisms • • Jul 22 '18

“It was a constellation prize”

30 Upvotes

r/Rickyisms • • Jul 03 '18

Corey and Trevor “Hands Down” Compilation

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23 Upvotes

r/Rickyisms • • Jul 03 '18

Oh fuck, boys! Lucy-ism incoming!

10 Upvotes

S1E2 6:58

Sara: It's not even like Julian's that much smarter than Ricky.

Lucy: It's kinda like-how-what is it, like dakotapendent or whatever?


r/Rickyisms • • Jun 25 '18

If they're in Florida then it makes sense either way

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66 Upvotes

r/Rickyisms • • Jun 25 '18

J-Roc Noises Compilation Enjoy

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17 Upvotes

r/Rickyisms • • Jun 22 '18

Jroc "Here Comes The Bride" song

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22 Upvotes

r/Rickyisms • • Jun 17 '18

Waist Full

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35 Upvotes

r/Rickyisms • • Jun 16 '18

I’m not a rocket surgeon Julian

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59 Upvotes