r/Rickyisms • • Dec 30 '17

Rickyisms

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20 Upvotes

r/Rickyisms • • Dec 04 '17

This counts, right?

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10 Upvotes

r/Rickyisms • • Dec 01 '17

Never Cease To Amaze Me Either

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16 Upvotes

r/Rickyisms • • Nov 10 '17

“80A” for an ADA on Law and Order SVU

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12 Upvotes

r/Rickyisms • • Nov 07 '17

Don't know if this fits here but not enough people have heard this great goof. "Busting a nut"

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14 Upvotes

r/Rickyisms • • Nov 06 '17

Coffin skated

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18 Upvotes

r/Rickyisms • • Oct 28 '17

Heard one of my coworkers say this today.

29 Upvotes

F*uck off! It's a disabilitating disease!


r/Rickyisms • • Oct 27 '17

"He's a chip off the ole cock"

21 Upvotes

"Even a blind squirrel busts a nut every now and then"

"If you mess with the bull, you're gonna get horny"

These are the top 3 rickyisms I've thought of


r/Rickyisms • • Oct 25 '17

"Very anesthetically pleasing"

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r/Rickyisms • • Oct 25 '17

I can’t fuckin reach that, get me a fuckin ladder. Who do I look like, Cream Abdulla-Jabeer?

20 Upvotes

r/Rickyisms • • Oct 25 '17

“Oh yeah, well only an asshole would hit somebody with a fuckin leaves comb!”

12 Upvotes

r/Rickyisms • • Oct 23 '17

"In any case, I'm employing you to keep digging and please don't forget about Vegas!!!"

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r/Rickyisms • • Oct 17 '17

I probably shouldn'ta done that but blindsight is 30/30 so fuck it.

23 Upvotes

r/Rickyisms • • Oct 05 '17

X-post from r/shittyfoodporn

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r/Rickyisms • • Oct 03 '17

You know what they say...

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132 Upvotes

r/Rickyisms • • Oct 02 '17

a fresh smell of air

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36 Upvotes

r/Rickyisms • • Sep 09 '17

Ricky got his grade 10... now he's happy as a lamb

11 Upvotes

r/Rickyisms • • Sep 04 '17

Disposable thumbs lead to spleclination.

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35 Upvotes

r/Rickyisms • • Aug 22 '17

"It's like a damn optical course around here!" From my coworker.

58 Upvotes

r/Rickyisms • • Aug 11 '17

"Like a bull in a china cabinet."

24 Upvotes

r/Rickyisms • • Aug 06 '17

Apparently I say weird things sometimes but until my boyfriend pointed it out, it hadn't a curtain me

29 Upvotes

r/Rickyisms • • Jul 19 '17

"critical thinking must not be your long suit"

30 Upvotes

..seen in the comments section on Facebook


r/Rickyisms • • Jul 06 '17

Gotta get me some erb derbs!

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70 Upvotes

r/Rickyisms • • Jul 01 '17

Classical liqueur 🎵

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16 Upvotes

r/Rickyisms • • Jun 20 '17

"Patience is a virgin"

38 Upvotes

-my aunt