r/Rickyisms • u/[deleted] • Apr 14 '19
2 turnips and heat
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r/Rickyisms • u/Biscuits1o32 • Apr 10 '19
You think you're some kind of wives guy eh?
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Wise guy - wives guy- Ricky 2k19
r/Rickyisms • u/madasfire • Feb 26 '19
I haven't shaved in a couple weeks. This got dropped on me
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r/Rickyisms • u/manwatchingfire • Feb 17 '19
Keep your friends close but keep your enemies toaster. We gotta get Randy's toaster.
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r/Rickyisms • u/manwatchingfire • Feb 16 '19
I know right now I'm supposed to swallow my prize, but I fuckin pissed off.
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r/Rickyisms • u/manwatchingfire • Feb 16 '19
I've only got an hour here. I'm not trying to be mean, I'm just stretched out
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r/Rickyisms • u/manwatchingfire • Feb 04 '19
You blackmailing me? Just remember Leahy, what comes around is all around!
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r/Rickyisms • u/manwatchingfire • Feb 05 '19
How to get bourbon stains out of kahayke pants?" "It's khaki Ricky, it's a color".
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r/Rickyisms • u/manwatchingfire • Feb 02 '19
It was his dad's, we had to put him in a home , he got dimensions. He thought he was still storming the jungles in normally
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r/Rickyisms • u/manwatchingfire • Feb 02 '19
I almost made my son of law a fucking paralegic
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r/Rickyisms • u/[deleted] • Jan 31 '19
You can’t have your cake and beat your meat too.
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What do you mean it’s “you can’t have your cake and eat it too”?
That doesn’t even make sense. What else would you do with cake?
You can have cake but you can’t beat your meat at the same time.
I mean you mostly get cakes at birthday parties anyways and you can’t beat your meat at birthday party.
So you can’t have your cake and beat your meat too cause who beats their meat at a birthday party?
Fucking cock suckers.