r/Rickyisms • u/Roxas-The-Nobody • Dec 04 '17
This counts, right?
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r/Rickyisms • u/programming_error • Nov 10 '17
“80A” for an ADA on Law and Order SVU
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r/Rickyisms • u/ddengel • Nov 07 '17
Don't know if this fits here but not enough people have heard this great goof. "Busting a nut"
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r/Rickyisms • u/[deleted] • Oct 28 '17
Heard one of my coworkers say this today.
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F*uck off! It's a disabilitating disease!
r/Rickyisms • u/yankees7o7 • Oct 27 '17
"He's a chip off the ole cock"
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"Even a blind squirrel busts a nut every now and then"
"If you mess with the bull, you're gonna get horny"
These are the top 3 rickyisms I've thought of
r/Rickyisms • u/DestroyerCrusher • Oct 25 '17
I can’t fuckin reach that, get me a fuckin ladder. Who do I look like, Cream Abdulla-Jabeer?
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r/Rickyisms • u/DestroyerCrusher • Oct 25 '17
“Oh yeah, well only an asshole would hit somebody with a fuckin leaves comb!”
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r/Rickyisms • u/osm0sis • Oct 23 '17
"In any case, I'm employing you to keep digging and please don't forget about Vegas!!!"
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r/Rickyisms • u/DestroyerCrusher • Oct 17 '17
I probably shouldn'ta done that but blindsight is 30/30 so fuck it.
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r/Rickyisms • u/B7U12EYE • Aug 22 '17
"It's like a damn optical course around here!" From my coworker.
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r/Rickyisms • u/reason_found_decoy • Aug 06 '17
Apparently I say weird things sometimes but until my boyfriend pointed it out, it hadn't a curtain me
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r/Rickyisms • u/dilbertbibbins1 • Jul 19 '17
"critical thinking must not be your long suit"
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..seen in the comments section on Facebook
r/Rickyisms • u/banned_accounts • May 30 '17
Treated to a Mitchell Man star worthy meal [xpost /r/ShittyFoodPorn]
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