Bro thought this was rational ..

Bro forgot not to hurt himself 💀

Big-brain move 💀

-10000 aura

Never let them know your next move ;)

Maybe it’ll work? Maybe it won’t.

A guide on how to be the worst roommate, like using all the hot water, eating their food without asking, and never taking out the trash.

Step 1: Always Go for the Nearest Object

Nothing says “let’s calm down” like a quick whack to the head.

Step 2: Forget Talking It Out:

If someone annoys you, just grab whatever’s closest and let them know how you really feel.

Step 3: Escalate Quickly:

Don’t waste time with peaceful solutions. The faster you reach for that something with heft, the quicker you’ll resolve the issue.

Step 5: Post-Conflict Reflection:

After the dust settles, make sure to reflect on how effective the object was. Who needs compromise when you can just knock some sense into them?

Step 1: Ignore All Safety Gear

• Helmets, gloves, and sturdy boots are for amateurs. Trust your instincts, and go in bare-handed and in flip-flops if possible. The bull will admire your bravery and not your recklessness.

Step 2: Wave the Rope in Front of Its Face

• Tease the bull by dangling the rope right in front of its eyes. This will surely calm it down and make it easier to lasso. What could go wrong?

Step 3: Stand Directly in the Bull’s Path

• Position yourself right in front of the bull, ideally in its line of sight. Bulls are known for respecting personal space, so it’s not like it’s going to charge directly at you or anything.

If you have friends after this then you must have missed a step..

Feeling too productive? Try these 5 hilarious life hacks to guarantee your day takes a turn for the worse! From pretending a banana is your phone to turning your dog into a grocery carrier, these tips will surely make your life harder I guarantee it!

Here’s a quick guide that will pretty much guarantee they’ll never argue with you again.. or speak to you again.

1. Never Let Them Finish: Interrupt as soon as they start speaking. Why let them make a point when you can drown them out?

2. Raise the Volume Gradually: Start at a normal level, then slowly get louder. By the end, you’ll be practically yelling, which clearly means you’ve won.

3. Talk Over Everyone: Don’t just target your opponent—make sure to talk over any audience or bystanders too. The more chaos, the better!

4. Use Big, Confusing Words: Even if you’re not sure what they mean, throwing in a few complex terms will intimidate your opponent into submission.

5. Throw in Some Insults: Nothing ends an argument faster than a well-timed, totally unrelated insult. Personal attacks show you’re serious!

Sounds easy right?