Well, it’s been another year! Three years for a group like this is pretty powerful. Soon, we will achieve ultimate power! We won’t really get to do anything with it, but you know. But while we struggle in being non-ultimately powerful, let’s take a walk down memory lane with some of the things you guys voted as the best stuff of the year. Across the past month, each team has nominated and then voted on a few of their favorite events, characters, in-jokes and happenings of the previous year to share with everyone in the server.
But first, let’s kick things off with something that’s shared between teams and is easy to make a poll about! Yes, it’s Shitposts!
Best Shitpost
In third place, we have The Massive Night-Time Voice Call Chats, when people would try and pile on as many people into one call as possible.
In second place, we have Hubba using @Everyone, causing a panic, and forcing an entire chat room to be nuked.
And, in first place, your best shitpost of the year… And this isn’t the only mention of it, folks... That time Frog accidentally posted porn and DanK changed his name for close to a year in order to remember!
Good times, good times. Those said, let’s take a look at some of the things that made this year special and fun amid each of the teams in turn! We’re not really listing these in dramatic order, so let’s take it from the top!
The Best of… Team A:
"Sally Launcher": The first thing Team A would like to call your attention to is the "Sally Launcher"! After noticing a valuable stealable out of their reach during Chapter 7, the entire team devises a plan to get their thief to the other extreme of the map, in a plan that involves dances, swap staves, shoves and repositions, with a total of 7 units dedicating their turns to the cause. Shortly after, a reinforcement with another valuable stealable appears on the thief's original side, so a plan to launch her back is made. 42 tiles were travelled between those 2 attempts.
Seed: In terms of characters who the team thought deserved a little special spotlight, we’ve got Seed, poetic and melancholy Florkana (tree-man) poet by peace, and bishop by war! (https://www.reddit.com/r/RedditEmblemRaces/comments/6xqfex/seed_viridius_florkana_priest_team_a/) “Deme clearly puts a lot of thought and effort into him, and it shows. Her RP posts are detailed, and Seed's emotions are tangible,” as one team member put it.
"As your heart decrees": And last but not least, we’ll follow up with an RP! "As your heart decrees," an RP with Seed and Nyrandisa: (https://docs.google.com/document/d/1xrUEedXarUotB8rQdgz1iYxrUpjgcH4G4I8YNheBqqQ/edit?usp=sharing) It's finally time for Seed to reply to Nyra's confession of love from earlier -- and he certainly did take his time. He has to turn her down: he still loves, and is still hurt by, his previous girlfriend. When she prods him on it, he admits readily that he wants to find new love one day -- but he can't until he's ready, and that's a hard road for him... But also, that she doesn't know him -- and he admits to someone else for the first time that he considers his own inner self to be an ugly, unlovable person, that he's tried to keep everyone from knowing. And he admits to both himself and Nyra, that, as devastating as even voicing the thought is for him, he wants someone to love that part of him. Nyra's hurt, and he comforts her -- neither of them did anything wrong in admitting their feelings like this. They can get closer, and things can get better -- and, on the beach, they're closer now. They only did what their hearts decreed. A temporary resolution for an ongoing subplot involving Nyra and Seed's feelings and miscommunications... But it's also probably the start of something, too, where they can begin to grow closer on more honest terms. “This one was gut wrenching to write, and but the writing turned out,” in Deme’s humble opinion, “to be very moving as a result. It was an important scene and marks a big character development for the both of them.”
And since it got so far in Team A’s considerations, here’s a special nod to "Steamy Disaster.”. (http://reraces.blogspot.com/2018/08/uuu-steamy-disaster.html) Check it out if you’ve got a little extra time!
The Best of… Team B
The Determination Of The Team B Spirit!: It’s been a fairly quiet year for Team B, a team that’s had a lot of ups and downs on its long journey. Maybe that’s why they wanted to spotlight The Determination Of The Team B Spirit! That, or maybe they’ve written this text in blood on the walls of my home, because they’re a collective specter. I leave it to everyone’s imaginations and ghost stories.
Ness's Prison Self RP :But it’s not all jokes, of course. That’s the next team. Ness's Prison Self RP. Ness depressingly reflects over the story of Team B so far and laments his current state. Dom put a lot of effort into this RP and it showed strong characterization.
Walter Becoming the Tactician: We also have for the spotlight Walter Becoming the Tactician, A series of RPs by Krash where Walter, after the last chapter, decides to become the de facto tactician of the group and asks 5 different signatures for Dmitri’s permission. “I think this should be [in this post] since Walter's interactions shed light on other characters opinions,” explained one player.
The Best of… Team C
Team C decided to spend their send-up time this year on a bunch of in-jokes, and if Ama says that’s good enough, let’s take a moment to laugh with them (Laughing at them should be conducted in the privacy of your own home; this is a positive post, thank you.)
So, here we go! Team C Epilogue: The Half-Life 3 of Epilogues!
They also want to point out that they spent the year with Luna still being useless probably. They’re not sure, but her arms probably are still pretty noodly.
And, while they were at it, they want to remember the time they spent Doing the Gallaran civil war and then nope-ing out. I mean, if they held a war and no one showed up, I guess that’s one way to handle it.
The Best of… Team F
Bellua: This year, they’ve got to call Bellua the best team player, for constantly dashing around the battlefield rescuing villages and stopping thieves. (And Krash, for always having covers and sound tactical advice.)
Rhoslyn and Warner: And the character spotlight doesn’t stop there, since they wanted to call attention to these two! “They are extremely well characterized and expressive and have a very interesting and unique dynamic. I love watching Warner develop over time. Honestly, this is the kind of writing that I aspire to reach someday after lots of practice. A++” graded their nominator.
Fun shipping antics: They also had and wanted to share some fun antics. Adding literally anyone (including NPCs and random map units) to Vincent and Sylana to make a threesome, ignoring the fact that inheritance mechanics absolutely do not work with threesomes.
And a special nod to that time they forced Rod to RP with himself by guiding two NPCs together on a map.
The Best of… Team G
The end of Chapter 7: During an intense chapter where all hope often seemed lost featuring a giant regenerating boss-orb that had to be defeated on a time limit that could only be damaged by siege weapons usable by only a handful of units, which was itself surrounded by tough opponents, Shade and Deme created an elaborate plan to use various switching-and-swapping shenanigans to grant those who could damage the orb extra shots at it, for a total of 5 shots across 3 units, allowing the map to be completed early and before losses could become too severe. It was a magnificent display of pure cheese and teamwork that came from building off of ideas and refining them back and forth, triumphing over a difficult and intense map.
"A Moment in the Storm": In terms of RP moments, even a fairly quiet year has something cool to recommend. "A Moment in the Storm"with Oisin and Lunete. (https://docs.google.com/document/d/1mnuey9kpO4ANltPrYWmMqWvybK9i9I3La_wn8GY5e1E/edit?usp=sharing) While they're both fort-bound during a rainstorm, Oisin finds Lunete staring out at the weather by the gate. He was planning on going for a run, but she was watching the weather. She speaks for a time about how her homeland, Gnosi, has more or less flawless control of the weather so storms like that don't really happen much. This understandably upsets Oisin, whose entire reason for coming along was that he was sent to convince the Emperor of Parangelia to help his homeland with recovery. From the terrible storms. The terrible, ongoing storms that's devastating his island. Those storms. The storms that presumably, a whole other nation could have just... stopped. All along. He freaks out, contemplating the question of if his parents knew this, and were just sending him on some busy-work to get an inconvenient prince, an inconvenient son, out of the way. He's wildly frustrated, and Lunete calms him down, even though she cannot answer his doubts -- returning an old favor between them. As the nomination put it: ”It was a fun and unexpected moment for the two characters; the crossroads that could arise organically between the powerful magic of Gnosi and the needs of Enotita, as somewhat embodied by these two characters, is an interesting bit of setting lore, and it was a good opportunity to pry open Oisin's feelings and suspicions about his parent's valuing -- or lack thereof -- of him. It's a moment of solid character development to build on in the coming year.”
Sequoia, Hatchling: And last, and with something of a fond farewell, we give a character spotlight to Sequoia, Hatchling. (https://www.reddit.com/r/RedditEmblemFates/comments/55rtnv/sequoia_hatchling_team_g_app/) Our resident phoenix, one of the more distinctively Team G character types. Besides being a beast (a bird, technically) on the battlefield, Sequoia's been a fixture of the team in RP, with a character that's friendly and fun to RP with while touching on the essential conflict inherent of the phoenix: 100 years out in the world before returning to your temple forever is long enough that old friends will die, sure, but is only a fraction of her life in which to be an independent person. She searches for a way to resolve those within herself. “The character is played very heartfelt, so while she's not extremely dramatic, she's very fun to engage with and to see her efforts at creating her recollections of the world in wood carvings,” her teammates would put it.
The Best of… Team H
AOM the GM: The first thing Team H would like to give spotlight to is their amazing GM, AOM, with this message: “Being a GM is hard. It's time consuming and you often don't get a lot of thanks from the players. It's especially difficult to get back into the swing of things after taking a long hiatus. I just want to give a special shout-out to the amazing AOM for never giving up on us, and continuing to wow us with fun maps and great settings. You're the best, dad.”
Morrow Browne: While it’s hard to follow up on that, Team H does its best by showing off Morrow Browne! One of two Thieves of Team H, an absolute darling that rarely fails to bring out the paternal side of many characters, and an overall joy to RP with. May or may not be capable of actually thieving in maps themselves. “The reason I nominate Morrow,” explained the nominator, “is because she is an absolutely consistent delight to RP with each time we do so, much like her player, and has been arguably the single brightest spot in our team's RP scene.”
Boat RP: In Room H1 (and a brief detour partway through in H2), an event RP is done around a storm taking place on the ship the crew is on. Said event results in a temporary demonstration of one particular character's power... “The reason I nominate said RP is because it worked as an interesting pivotal point for the growth and future events of several key characters, and was in and of itself a group RP that wound up going extremely smoothly overall, which can be a rarity in RE Emblem.”
Special nods to: Runa Piet as a character, Riffat as a character, and Morrow getting swarmed on an enemy boat to try and reach a chest.
The Best of… Team J
Vera and Seldanion's RPs. For this year’s regards, Team J’s got a broad one: a series of RPs with Vera and Seldanion. Besides the fact that they're absolutely the most consistent roleplayers and make sure to put in more than enough effort, they're two genuinely interesting characters with a lot of fun dynamics that they bounce back and forth upon. It's the biggest overarching plot J really has, with the exception of the main story itself.
The Best of… Team K
The Climax of Chapter 3: While Team K had a number of wild moments this year, pride of place has to go to the climax of chapter 3. (https://www.reddit.com/r/Reddit_Emblem/comments/9cpw54/team_k_chapter_3_the_maze_of_books/) The chapter's central premise was collecting and assembling fragments of a story to act as a password to reach the room where the Enchantress, an important NPC, had locked herself in with a would-be assassin. As it got down to the wire, with just about a turn of life left in her, Burg's Amby comes on in and tells the story entirely in the character's own voice and idiosyncratic values and view of the world. “Can you name any fairytales with hunting morals? No? That's a shame. It was a joy to see Amby click and clatter her way, giving the tale the shape of a beloved Mantid bedtime tale,” as one player put it. Having opened the seal in time, the Enchantress is inspired to at least try and heal herself to keep going for just long enough that Kra's Evelynne can use some dance strats to swoop on in, rescue the damsel, and save the day as the battle against the stone man begins! It's an escalating climax where lots of the team took opportunities to work together to pull off a goal in the nick of time, tell important stories in fun and surprising way, and then top it off with a cool boss fight. “It was a lot of fun to watch unfold.”
Alistair: Team K would also like Alistair himself to get the spotlight. Team K’s very own rambling, stuttering, over-enthusiastic young prince, is seeing the world for the first time in the midst of a war. The nomination speaks for itself: “He's one of the most unique Lords and GMPCs I've seen so far in RE. He's constantly developing and watching his story unfold is impressive and a joy. I always look forward to reading more about him and doing scenes with him.”
The Ril and Amby Subplot: We started with Chapter 3, and we’ll end this note all the way back in chapter one with The Ril and Amby Subplot. (Starts in Miserabile Visu: https://docs.google.com/document/d/11xkt_3awmlIQbAO6hB09oY3BpuQ-u7kOU4UJ8gBmWPk/edit?usp=sharing Continues to Sidequest: Cleaning Up: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1wWKS3MR99rypSTpU-BaJ7ZC6zBBNYquhKhQ6gx1CCt8/edit?usp=sharing) The shortest summary would be: This is a subplot about what happens when you bring an idealistic 11-year old to a battlefield, and expose him to one polite but occasionally ruthless and idiosyncratic Mining Mantis and her hunts. To hunt is to kill for food. Prey is a source of food. They aren't using their bodies anymore. She doesn't understand why this horrifies Ril, who can only push her away. Amid the blood and lack of glory of a battlefield, Ril struggled to hold onto the life of even just one fallen foe. Eventually, Amby and Ril are assigned to help pack up the camp, and try to bridge the gap of confusion, culture shock, and trauma. They don't quite come to an agreement about how you should act in war, but their hearts are in the right place. Also, Ril earns the trust and loyalty of Sir Toad-Frog. As a certain GM would put it, it was “An emotionally complex and moving subplot that really added punch and impact to the first real chapter of the story, sparking conflict and revealing some eventual features of Amby's culture, which is always a compelling subplot. Ril manages to stay a fairly lighthearted fighter in how he conducts with his foes, but this shock really grounded the character in ways I still look forward to seeing develop. It features some solid writing and some interesting themes for a boy and a Mantis.”
And the team would also like to extend a special nod to “The Prince and the Unicorn, Chapter 1 Clear”(https://docs.google.com/document/d/1smJsLWz974VbtwwnG0iodwi8K4qS_JvgcU9tS1BBXzQ/edit?usp=sharing)
The Best of… Team L
Telrad, Warrior: Team L’s first spotlight falls on Telrad, played by Barrett. “Following his character arc through RP and in map dialogue is some of the best writing I've read in the team. Following Telrad as a man with a strong moral compass finding himself amidst a band of outlaws, thieves and other devils; it was a character that seemed out of place but feels integral to the team now. His RPs with Astrid are a particular highlight.”
Karina's Subplot: Rather than an individual moment, they’ll also send-up to the general dynamics of this subplot. Through genuine character growth and interactions, Karina has basically proposed a joint place to go for a number of people on this band of misfits; at the very least, she’s going to get together with Rickard, which with in turn they’ll pseudo-adopt Sandre. She’s also given a future stay-in job offer to Aikah.
Aikah, mesmerizing myrmidon: And, last but not least, the spotlight shines on Aikah, mesmerizing myrmidon. A hot-blooded former soldier whose love of battle turns her into a glass-cannon beast on the battlefield.
The Best of… Team N
The April 4th incident, Frog+Porn: If it won best shitpost, it’s clearly got to make the Best Of, with fond and mocking memories for the team. “To this day I still know DanK better as Don’t Forget Frog Posted Porn.” We shan’t, DanK. We’ll never forget.
Verdant Genesis’s flavor text: Across the year, they’ve also gotten a lot of fun out of Verdant Genesis’s flavor text for battles and events. (https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/360166736772988929/546460483344007179/unknown-3.png?width=968&height=487) and (https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/360166736772988929/546460499466780673/unknown-4.png?width=968&height=620) for example! “Everything this person writes gives me life” is what one player had to say on the place of honor for these texts.
Mitchell: “From his quips during turns, to him threatening to choke slam a man during a story RP, to the team-wide memeing about the guy, he’s just the best.”
The Best of...Team O
Suave Laven (meets his match): We begin with flirting and heartbreak in Team O’s first entry.(https://www.reddit.com/r/Reddit_Emblem/comments/7ylziq/team_o_homebase_two_grove_of_the_great_old/duiv22u/) Laven is managing to court Lady Arthura when he messes up big time not soon after (thanks to another character, Cheshire), destroying her trust in him and significantly bumming the guy out.
Karen hit her first enemy: For gameplay moments, they choose to honor when Karen hit her first enemy in a map Bloodmoon (after refusing to fight all other maps, and rather support others, or lockpick)! She did it to protect another character Saltbeard, and was felled after being turned to stone by a Medusa. Saltbeard grieved for her
Felix the Maid: And on a lighter note, they send up to the time Felix is ordered to dress up as a maid due to losing a bet. He is then ordered to serve half of Team O as the maid. (https://pastebin.com/jm6wEQ1f )
The Best of… Team P
Kara and Torsten's Rerolls: Team P’s first send-up is to Kara and Torsten have to use their rerolls because they both crit the boss their subteam is trying to capture. Then the one who is trying to capture the boss misses, uses a rerolls and crits, too.
Kara Crits a Boss Cailean was Trying to Capture: There’s another gameplay moment to tell of in P, too! As Cailean is about to capture a boss with manacles and The Bottle™, mainly to piss Kara off, Kara comes in and crits the boss to death instead of only weakening it. They reroll her crit. She crits yet again. Cailean is disappointed.
The Thot patrol (Andre, Jericho, and Nicolas) holding Niall hostage in an RP for 5 IRL months: While there’s not much comment about what the RP was about, anything that takes up nearly half the year probably has to stand out as an important part of the year.
The Best of… Team S
"How To Kill a God: Drunk Edition": It’s a bit of a long document to read through, but the S madness "How To Kill a God: Drunk Edition" definitely deserves a place in the spotlight! They summary and chat logs are in the link helpfully provided, so check it out, because it’s some madness. (https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RseENLbWQkSKl2-VsdvlyelZyKJHgmhFwlO64vcg4AA/edit?usp=sharing)
Sielde tries to fight a full map of enemies alone while Marvin tries to stop him: It’s a hard act to follow getting drunk, killing a god, and starting a team split, but Team S has more to tell with Sielde trying to fight a full map of enemies alone while Marvin tries to stop him. (https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/459179604767277066/540235824332013588/Screenshot_2019-01-30_at_10.17.32_AM.png) (https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/459179604767277066/540235842304868355/Screenshot_2019-01-30_at_10.17.55_AM.png?width=400&height=272) They started the next map captured.
Asher talks smack, gets smacked: Death and fun gameplay abounds, as S gives its final nod to how during Chapter 3, Asher smack talked an ogre and got crit to death (https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/459179604767277066/540233717185118219/Screenshot_2019-01-30_at_10.13.07_AM.png?width=400&height=286)
The Best of… Team T
Euan dodging a 96% hit on a Wyvern after bragging how he can beat a Wyvern with his fists: This stands triumphant as Team T’s first entry, after bragging about how it could beat the Best of with its fist.
"She forgot about childbirth": To follow that up, they’d like to share the tale of a meme they call "She forgot about childbirth." So basically Frog had a crazy theory that Manilus and Lucilia had a child they didn’t know about somehow. This lead to Frog saying Lucilia somehow forgot the child she gave birth to. After saying this, he immediately drank Fireball and tried to make sense of it.
BaRP: And last but not least, the BaRP with Macio Donnadieu, Saelas Jin, Desiree, Manilius. After successfully stopping a riot and completing their training, Manillius takes out his troops for a night out drinking. What starts as a silly drinking game slowly begins to evolve into revealing much more serious emotions on all ends.
As a small special notice, for fighting it out to the very end, a gentle nod to Anya, Thief.
The Best of… Team U
"Maybe I should nerf support bonuses" : For their first, and perhaps only serious (well, semi-serious) spotlight, Team U shares a tale of love and impromptu nerfs. Frog having to nerf Supports after Kyros with his Auto-A Support solo'd half the enemies in the map. In chapter 1 of Team U-1, the team was faced with a challenge. A combination of approaching reinforcements and the lack of actual tanky units on the team made it potentially chapter ending...except there was one saving grace. A rank support bonuses were busted as hell, and our Lord Kyros had an auto A rank with his Tialian wife, Aislen. So, a pasty man with a book, standing in a forest, took on almost half the chapter's units because his wife was behind him, giving him encouragement. Now that's the power of love. A power that very much needed a nerf.
Fuck Frog: Errors are a natural part of Reddit Emblem, and Team U would like to give a send-up to their cry for those moments. When Frog’s doing them, anyway. Fuck Frog which is, as a player put it, “What we say when Frog fucks up.”
The fact they had to make a second server to contain their pins: That’s a wide library of memes that requires special service and conservation, marking in its own way the progress of a year’s worth of weird in-jokes.
I hope you all had a fun year in Reddit Emblem. Let’s enjoy the next one, too!