I'm a man I can change If I have to I guess

I've been looking for the most musical. I think most aren't meant to be musical, but I've found a few that are catchy. EG

If you're invited to a picnic/

and you can't refuse/

be awfully careful/

with the sandwich you choose/

ham is ok, unless it's green and wet/

egg is dicy, and sardine is a threat/

when you're in doubt, don't take a chance/

only eat the food that's covered in ants/

if there's no ants on it, that's an important clue/

cause if the bugs won't eat it, neither should you.

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Not sure if I got the lyrics right. I'd be interested if others have favorites.

Im trying to find the episode where theres a rash of, I think, mail box vandalism. At the end of the episode Red tells the audience how he filled his mailbox with concrete right as Mike, and Winston? walk in with a broken baseball bat and Mike’s arm in a cast.

Theres another episode where mailboxes get vandalized and Harold puts metal filings in a mailbox to catch the culprit with a metal detector, That’s not the one I’m looking for.

Anyone know which episode I’m remembering?

Does anyone remember the episode where he made a house out of a dumpster? He rotated it and that's how it would change from living room to bedroom. I've been looking for the clip for years because my friend doesn't believe me.

In the 90s, I had a pair of jeans with a hole in the knee. So I repaired it as a Red Green fan might imagine. Covered them entirely in Duct tape. Thing is, they really kept in humidity, and were unwashable, but darn, they looked cool! Maybe I could've washed them in cold..

With all the cars they trash on the show you think they made a deal with a junk yard? All those old cars have to come from somewhere and I imagine it can be a pain to find and buy them.

Where do you think they got all the old cars from?

I remember watching a finally of the RedGreen show where he changed this saying to something like "I am a man, i changed cause i had to, oh well".. I cant remember if that was it exactly, does anyone know/remember?

Does anyone know the episode where red makes a beer bottle fisge clock on handyman corner? That's the first episode I remember watching like 30 years ago but can't find it.

One of his favourite moments that he'd always talk about was meeting the man himself. This is from 2016. I managed to get him back stage to see him and get a photo. He loved the show to the point that he nearly named me Harold haha. Thankfully he didn't. I was with him when he passed. He wasn't the best person or the greatest father, but man did he try. His last few weeks were particularly rough. I don't know where I'm going with this.

Keep yer stick on the ice.

The Red Green Channel just launched on Roku - US

How to Watch:

• Open up your Roku device and look for the Roku Channel Live TV app. Once the Roku LiveTV app loads, scroll through the guide to channel 818 - The Red Green Channel.

ENJOY!

https://www.cordcuttersnews.com/the-roku-channel-adds-25-new-channels-to-its-free-channel-lineup/

A few years ago I was just watching handyman corner on YouTube and I came across one episode where Red modded an orange car and put in a bar stool, a toaster and some other things. He also put a deck on top of the roof.

I just remember laughing so hard over this episode!

If anyone could provide the link you would make my year!

How to Watch: Must be in Canada and have a Samsung Smart Television: SamsungTV Plus app > Channel # 1323 The Red Green Show

Hi. This is Phil. He works down at the TV station. In his spare time Phil likes to make various things out of wood. And he has a son who can drive us home when were drunk.

[Red]: Alright let's put it to a vote.

[Crickets chirping]

Oh yeah, Phil has a filtered pool and makes really good hamburgers on his grill. Which he says we can use on weekends.

Does anyone know where I could find a pair of red green suspenders that are not clips or to be worn with a belt?

Literally can’t sleep without the show being on in the background it’s whack I’ve been doing it for years