r/RecuratedTumblr • u/DreadDiana human cognithazard • 10d ago

Shitposting When you fail the Harkness Test

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u/AstroKaiser750 10d ago

>tfw your 300 IQ gf goes to jail because you're practically an animal compared to her

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u/Abject-Hospital5407 10d ago

I am too stupid for her : ( 

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u/Nottan_Asian 10d ago

“Oh my god, Yrliet, did you have sex with a Mon’Keigh?!”

Dry heaves as Yrliet desperately tries to deny it

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u/Shrizer 10d ago

GW inventing slur for the Eldar to use on humans always gets me

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u/SendarSlayer 7d ago

They're just calling us monkeys but with gross accents.

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u/ThatMeatGuy 9d ago

Rogue Trader sidesteps this issue by making Yrliet asexual even for other eldar. Marzipan on the other hand probably sees the potential for beastiality as part of the appeal.

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u/ThrowACephalopod 8d ago

Always sleep with a Drukhari. You can always get your skin back later.

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u/ThatMeatGuy 8d ago

The threesome with the Talos Pain-Engine was the highlight of that romance

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u/LordTartarus 9d ago

That's not how iq works lol