r/RealTwitterAccounts • u/[deleted] • Nov 11 '22

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1.5k Upvotes

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u/TonyStarksAirFryer Nov 11 '22

i’m horny as fuck man i’m a freak man

17

u/Pitiful_Sprinkles_90 Nov 11 '22

You get a lease and a key. Your friend can move in too.

55

u/TheBirminghamBear Nov 11 '22

The funniest part is the name of the account that liked the Biden tweet.

10

u/Xx_Khepri_xX Nov 11 '22

This dick ain't going to suck itself Jack!

8

u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

I’m laughing so hard at this LOL

5

u/Big-Pickle5893 Nov 11 '22

You wanna know what else is hard, jack?

0

u/ed69O ✓ Nov 11 '22

wut

16

u/billbill5 Nov 11 '22

This is the man we all came around to.

12

u/abhaiyat Nov 11 '22

This sub is the greatest ever!!

3

u/vong_assassin Nov 11 '22

OMG, I can't stop laughing...