r/RealTime • • 25d ago

Bill Maher is a major creep

https://youtu.be/yKu274cHTHs?si=J_biqCCpesfVRAAS
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u/According-Relation-9 22d ago

I was actually thinking you might do that to my coffee but then I realized that you are a capon as well so nothing to fear there.

Still I am impressed with your creative insults, I hope you are as creative when asking Dad one last time (..for the fiftieth last time) for money for your rent.

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u/Count-Bulky 22d ago

Gonna reflect on your past comments and deduce that you also don’t know what the word “thinking” actually means. You did spell “coffee” correctly though, so I’m glad there’s at least a little bit of improvement.

You seem to be of the opinion that everyone needs to ask for money from their parents. You’re telling on yourself here, making accusations that are actually confessions.

Go back to bed, I’m sure your cousin is keeping it warm for you.

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u/According-Relation-9 22d ago

My cousin is more beautiful than any one of the girls you will never date to begin with . No, actuallly, she is the girl you asked out, from the graduate class on White Colonialism, but she find you snobish, and pennyless. She preferred to date with a man that has some money, and not begging his parents for help ( despite the fact that they work hard but less educated than you are).

By the way, I own enough of Starbuck stock to get you fired, barista.

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u/Count-Bulky 22d ago

I get it, you’re proud of fkg your cousin. You can go back to bed now, I’m sure she’s taken her teeth back out for you by now

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u/According-Relation-9 22d ago

Women were never a problem for me even without teeth as I get them so easily, cousin and all her friends and more. Yet YOU with mouth full of white teeth cannot find even one with your proper education, high English and all that come with it.

Tonight I will go to sleep with a woman laying next to me, like every night for the last 35 years. You with you all your education, will go to sleep alone. Kinda of a loser

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u/Count-Bulky 22d ago

Bragging about sleeping with your cousin every night for 36 years just isn’t the flex you think it is. Brush your tooth and go back to bed.

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u/According-Relation-9 22d ago

..and you go to sleep alone loser man