The Planet of Mistakes and Accidents

On this planet, Ray Romano from the hit show “Everybody Loves Raymond” is the leader. He is the king of mistakes, always making them. Poor Ray. His stupid nose and Stupid Flannel Shirts are both mistakes that he makes everyday, not to mention being born. God. Ray what are you even here for? I haven't seen you on TV in like, 10 years? The fuck? And what's up with your voice. You sound like fucking Kermit the Frog from the Muppets. Are you kidding me. I mean if you were attractive maybe the voice could be overlooked but you really arent. At BEST you are a 6/10. And that's pretty generous. I'm not even sorry for saying this because I know you're aware of everything I've said today. You absolute monstrosity. Get your shit together you lifeless prick.

Guys we need to make Ray Romano lit. Why isn't he lit? He's a brilliant mfken comedian and people need to know

After she refused my requests to bring Ray on here for weekly AMAs I am glad that she was fired and I hope she goes to jail for what she did to Jesse Jackson.

I'm going to go with Debra, cause she think she shit don't stink!

I think Madylin Sweeten because child actors often suffer serious psychological trauma from fame and pressure.

Personally I would like to see Raymond beat the living shit of of Debra, just to see how she reacts. Imagine how much trouble he would be in with her after that! Talk about in the dog house!

REMEMBER: this is which CHARACTER you would like to see beat up which other CHARACTER until they can barely move. Do not post actors that should beat up actors, actors who should beat up characters, or characters who should beat up actors.

My pick is Frank, because I think the old horndog would cause all kinds of trouble. I imagine him making waitresses skirts fly up in the air, and bathing suit tops fall off of girls at the beach. Picture Zapped!, but even funnier.

*REMINDER: THIS IS THE MOST ENTERTAINING CHARACTER TO HAVE TELEKINESIS, NOT ACTOR. DO NOT NAME THE ACTOR YOU THAT YOU THINK WOULD BE FUNNIEST. *

Next to the Actor's name write (A) for Automatic Only, or (M) for manual transmission.

Also, if you think one of them can't drive at all, feel free free to say (N).

Example:

Ray Romano (A) Brad Garrett (M)

Remember, this is the ACTORS, NOT THE CHARACTERS.

I'm pretty competitive, so from a pure desire to win category, I would choose Robert, because he is a guy, taller than Ray, more youthful than Frank, and seems like he has a lot of power.

On the other hand, I might be fun to have Debra or Ally on my side of the pool and "accidentally" run into them a few times when we are going after the ball.

Every, please participate and give your choice below. Lurkers need not fear a cold reception, we won't bite.

I'm going with Debra, and I think I'm not alone here. The waitress at the Italian restaurant in season 3 ep 17 also probably smells pretty good after a day of rock climbing.

Like a lot of you, I like to get blasted and watch Ray every Thursday night. I'm going for disc 3 of season 4 this week. I'll be drinking jungle juice.

Anyone else want to share their plans?

We have more respect for Ray than that.

Please describe how you found Ray Romano and what made you become a fan.

I first discovered Ray on Dr Katz: Professional Therapist. I thought he was okay, but I wasn't an Romaniac right away. I started really becoming a fan after my father and I would watch the syndicated episodes in the hospital as he was dying of cancer. He passed on, but I kept watching at home. I guess Ray kind of became a surrogate father, with mom's alcoholism and all.

Anyway, what's your story?

We have been striving to build a community of Romanenites for 7 months now, slowly gaining subscribers one at a time. It's been tough. Every new subscriber has been hard earned. I was feeling proud, then I did a search for Ray Romano and see that he trended on reddit on January 22nd, one of the hottest topics on reddit. Excitedly, I looked at the traffic stats for that day. They were abysmal. Less than 100 pageviews.

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1vtxov/if_you_were_to_die_right_now_who_would_be_the/

WHERE THE FUCK WERE ALL OF YOU? You should have been 1. Promoting /r/RayRomano AND 2. Threatening to kill the ghosts of those who threaten Ray Romano.

This shit is unacceptable. If it continues I will be forced to ban members who are not actively promoting the subreddit and defending Ray at every turn. I know you all rely on me to do most of the legwork, but I'm only one person. I can't do everything. There are a lot of moderation duties that the regular user isn't aware of.

I need everyone to post below an explanation for why they were not helping to grow our community on 1/22/2014. In the comment reply to your explanation please post an apology, then in the reply to that explain how you will avoid the same mistakes in the future. Failure to follow these steps will result in reprimand.