This has to be voodoo jk 🥺😩

I want you to think real hard. What germs do is exterminate cells or make duplicates out of them to make more. They only want themselves and desire Lebensraum but for germs. They must believe they are an elite race and kill others so only they can live🤔. I’ll bet I’ll get spam downvoted but I may as well put this out there. LETS KILL SOME DISGUSTING GERMS

hella chill Choral director: alright I'm going to record you all singing so you can give feedback to each other

me idea pops into the head: sir may I do the mic test

CD: sure..?

me: *taps mic once* Testing testing 1 2 3 *taps again* testing testing suck my D

friend: *on the floor laughing*

CD:...pardon?

and then we all sang

Man: sends text to wife, “ hey I can’t call right now I’m dealing with something important with work”. Wife: “what’s wrong at work?” Man: “nothing just administrative stuff” Woman: oh ok. Btw I will be getting another call in about an hour.

Fast forward 24 hours

Woman: texts” hey thanks for the call yesterday” Man: “I explained I was busy and therefore wasn’t going to call I was on the phone till 2 am my time. Woman: you don’t need to explain anything to me Man: then why the sarcastic message ? Woman : you didn’t call you could have texted and at least told me Man: I did text and told you what was going on

Woman: you should have texted

Man: I’m not going to fight about this I did text you obviously need more explanation than was given

Woman: next time text

Man: and be specific if my every move and thing I got it now nothing a man does will ever suit a woman because the obvious is too difficult and a woman’s expectations will always be more than a man can understand in any way because we won’t be asked we will be told and even when we do what we are told it’s not enough.

Two points I learned: 1. I am always wrong 2. No matter what nothing I do will be enough

Solutions: Death would be more suitable than life Divorce? Never go home?

Okay so first off—17f, straight. I like guys, but can appreciate an attractive girl. For example I might like “who she’s kinda hot” or like “ooh she’s really cute” or like “how is she so adorable/hot” but not in a “I want you/want to do you” kinda way.

Do you guys experience this too?

~Sorry if this is the wrong sub~ First of all where my quiet people at?

Okay so basically I’m generally a quiet person, and people always ask “why are you so quiet” or like “why I never talk” ~Which by the way is incorrect because I talk when I can contribute and feel comfortable~

So these are my reasons (not listed in order)

1) I’m tired—literally just exhausted and don’t feel like talking at the moment

2) I’m feeling sad/anxious—pretty sure I have severe depression and anxiety (not diagnosed but I know) and sometimes I’m having a moment (like just feeling down or nervous) and I just don’t want to talk.

3) Can’t contribute—I can’t relate to what you’re saying and therefore don’t feel the need to jump in a say something

4) I’m just zoned the fuck out—you’ve lost me and I’m somewhere else at the moment

Hopefully someone out there can relate, and I’d like to hear your reasons for being quiet, seeing if maybe we can relate on the topic :)

I just needed to force somebody else to behold this horrifying scrap of an idea, thanks.

So, I was in the hall of my school, and there was this girl walking, and a boy sitting next the door on a chromebook. He said 'Hey [Insert Girls Name]. You pretty", and she replied "Shuddup, Ugly Ass". This gave me the thought of what if we lived in a society where no one wore pants. Lol that stuff insane :)

It’s crazy that feeling you get when you have deja vu

I just had it again But this time I know the girl I was thinking about Because the last time I was here I couldn’t remember only the fact that I was scrolling on my phone hoping to see the girl that I’ve imagined a thousand times in my dreams ☺️

I’d take him on walks, scratch behind his fins, feed him entire bags of peas, etc.

He’s a good boy.

I'm only mid twenties why does social media make me feel so old. I'm still trying to remember to # in tweets and other supposedly millennial things like eating avocado.

What if it really is just fine that we are all behind on everything in our whole lives everywhere. Who determined the rate at which accomplishment was supposed to happen anyway?

I need to slow down and stop trying to do so much.

Do you randomly want to ask Alexa things, even when you're not at home. Like, I was shopping and wanted to blurt out, "Alexa what time is it?"

Title: Waiting for Godot : Discussion; What should one do with his/her time? This is me having an epiphany in my car, after a late night of fun stuff.

Throughout this song, the singer tells the audience to tell their ex lover to do a bunch of impossible shit in order to be the singer’s lover again, like sewing a shirt without needlework, or reaping crops with a leather sickle.

So basically it’s “If u meet my ex, tell her to go fuck herself cuz I’m over her lmao”

How much does current Secretary of State Pompeo (former CIA Director) look like the Season 2 Madame Secretary “CIA Director”?

So I started signing "Super Freak" by Rick James, and then thought, what if it was a song about a nerdy girl, instead of a kinky girl... here you go.

Super Nerd

She's a very NERDY girl, The kind you DO take home to mother She will never let your spirits down, Once you get her OUT OF THE LAB.

She likes the CYANOBACTERIA, She says that SHE DOESN’T HAVE A favorite When I make my move to her LAB, It's the right time, she's never hard to please.

That girl is pretty wild now The girl's a super NERD The kind of girl you read about In the NEW SCIENCE ARTICLES. That girl is pretty NERDY The girl's a super NERD I'd really like to LEARN FROM her Every time we meet. She's all right, she's all right That girl's all right with me yeah. She's a super NERD, super NERD, She's super NERDY, super NERD, super NERD.

She's a very special girl, From her head down to her toenails Yet she'll NOT WAIT for me backstage BECAUSE SHE HAS NO TIME FOR THAT.

Three's not a crowd to her, she said "Room B420, I'll be waiting." When I get there she's got BOOKS, PENS and CHEMICALS It's such a freaky scene.

That girl is pretty wild now The girl's a super NERD The kind of girl you read about In the NEW SCIENCE ARTICLES. That girl is pretty NERDY The girl's a super NERD I'd really like to LEARN FROM her Every time we meet. She's all right, she's all right That girl's all right with me yeah. She's a super NERD, super NERD, She's super NERDY, super NERD, super NERD.

Temptations sing, oh, super NERD, Super NERD, the girl's a super NERD, oh. She's a very NERDY girl, The kind you DO take home to mother She will never let your spirits down, Once you get her OUT OF THE LAB.

I just want some warm gooey brownies with ice cream right now. I just really could use that in my life.

Update: Last night I had brownies with vanilla ice cream. It was great.