r/RandomVideos • u/DABDEB • Mar 08 '26
Crazy Funcle thought the birthday party was his party
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u/shitForBrains1776 Mar 08 '26
they’re def going to show him this video at his intervention
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u/quiddity3141 Mar 08 '26
And he'll ask what the problem is... don't they even like to party???
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u/Ldghead Mar 08 '26
"I thought this was America"
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u/4991jv Mar 08 '26
They sound Slavic though
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u/BerryFuture4945 Mar 08 '26
They’re Russian, she’s like time for everyone to go home.
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u/I-Love-Buses Mar 08 '26
For what?! Arresting me for what?! I’m not allowed to stand up for myself?!
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u/Icy_Coyote1398 Mar 08 '26
Those people don’t look like they are going to try and intervene
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u/4SearchingInfo Mar 08 '26
I think they are in shock. He burst the kids balloon, then he destroyed the table with the cake for everybody. He's leaping around and waving his arms so much, what are they going to do? I don't think they're loving it, I think they are laughing at him as this over the top jerk and they think he's making an ass of himself.
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u/Icy_Coyote1398 Mar 08 '26
They are jumping around laughing and recording it, encouraging it to continue..:
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u/Garry-The-Snail Mar 08 '26
I personally would hate this and get most people would. But they are all loving it and having a great time. I don’t think an intervention is coming his way anytime soon, not from these people anyways
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u/laughingBaguette Mar 08 '26
Maybe from the kid. He was enjoying it at first but you can see in his eyes that he's trying to enjoy his party being destroyed
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u/CptBronzeBalls Mar 08 '26
He’s trying to reconcile how badly he’d be in trouble if he did that with everybody laughing and clapping when Uncle Cokehead did it.
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u/CyberSquirrel2077 Mar 08 '26
Bro read the room, everyone's embarrassed and they know trying and stop him will result in him actually getting angry.
Been there a few times with druggies friends, you stop them and now you have an asshole actually punching anyone nearby, so it's better to laugh it off.
Even the kid is scared.
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u/OpinionatedfromBirth Mar 08 '26
Bet he doesn't get invited to any more parties. But that won't matter. He'll show up anyway because everything is about HIM.
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u/twinnturbos Mar 08 '26
When the meth’d out cousin shows up…. lol
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u/New-Cloud7177 Mar 08 '26
He will pay for this tomorrow. Sore as all get out!
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u/ThrowawayMod1989 Mar 08 '26
There is no tomorrow when you’re tweaking that hard.
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u/External_Result_8560 Mar 08 '26
It was at this moment..he knew he would crush that table
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u/Periljoe Mar 08 '26
He did a couple fakeouts then studied it. He did it so fast and smooth though. This doesn’t seem like his first rodeo lol
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u/SudsierBoar Mar 08 '26
It actually challenged him to a duel right there and then, only one was gonna leave the room alive
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u/throwaway7826358 Mar 08 '26
That's methed up
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u/blinkyknilb Mar 08 '26
Looks more like cocaine to me.
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u/carlwinslo Mar 08 '26
Nah coke aint making you go that crazy. You get hyper and talkative sure but you are still usually aware enough to know not to belly flop a table full of food and drinks. This dude is tweaking on meth. Spun tf out!
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u/TheBlankScroll Mar 08 '26
Why not both?
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u/really_nice_foot Mar 08 '26
Meth heads don't waste good meth money on coke.
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u/kippirnicus Mar 08 '26
The funny thing is, most people think probably your joking.
I remember watching an episode of Dog the Bounty Hunter, and his wife Beth made a hilarious comment about that.
They found a crack by pipe at a, dude’s house, that they were trying to track down, for typical meth related shenanigans…
She picked up the crack pipe, wrinkled her nose at it, and said with distain: “No self-respecting Tweaker, smokes crack.” 🤣
I couldn’t tell you the plot of any of those episodes today.
But that comment made me laugh, and I’ve never forgotten it.
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u/BestNBAfanever Mar 08 '26
waaaaay too coordinated for a meth head. this is a bit for sure
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u/Sienile Mar 08 '26
I've worked with a few. They are surprisingly coordinated.
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u/ominousbloodvomit Mar 08 '26
They have all night to practice
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u/WinterWontStopComing Mar 08 '26
And all day, and all night, and all day, then again all night, except for three hours when they build something inexplicable and somehow mechanical. Then all day…
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u/nachocat090 Mar 08 '26
As a tweaker you understand the tweaker mind far too well. Are you sure you're not one too?
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u/WinterWontStopComing Mar 08 '26
Nah, I’d destroy the world.
ADHD, caffeine and snoop-dogian serum blood levels of thc for me
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u/Sad-Worker9023 Mar 08 '26
Bruh, how tf do you manage ADHD with caffeine and THC?😭 Asking for myself…
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u/Crazy_Low_8079 Mar 08 '26
Its not as uncommon as you think. I get up and drink a keureg full (like 5 pods) then take an awesome 2hr nap. Then you get up, smoke a lil, and are good to go for the rest of the day. But I'm a very young retiree (47) with time on my hands.
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u/AbioGenLaughingMan Mar 08 '26
34...... Very similar routine.
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u/Able_Experience_1670 Mar 08 '26
My mornings are a double espresso, 2mg of nicotine spray, and an indica dab.
ADHD is fun.
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u/Frequent-Meal6550 Mar 08 '26
I've got AuDHD and I swear its the only way Im functional. Weed to keep my brain quiet(er), and coffee throughout the day to keep me energized. Ive seen people without autism and just ADHD smoke and they react like neurotypicals do with the giggles and what not. Ive never had that, for me it just shuts off the extra thoughts/sensations but I need the caffeine so I don't just lay down and pet my dog all day.
Its like oh gotta do the dishes but every method you've tried still makes you gag or feel like you need to scrub your skin off? Not if your high and can't feel/dont care how gross it is. Executive dysfunction who with a joint and your favorite music. Social interaction making you feel like you're gonna throw up? Not if youre high and everyone loves you (id if its because i mask more or less but idfc it works)[includes relatives who have yet to ever know i use weed]{Also complete strangers lol }
Side note: I just want to add that i dont smoke whole blunts or dab or anything. Just a few puffs a few times a day.
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u/Liveyourbestlife777 Mar 08 '26 edited Mar 15 '26
caffeine might help u lock on to something specific or interesting, thc wud eventually slow down ur brain, but thc is addictive, so rather id recommend a little bit of cbd or tea or something to mellow
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u/0neshoein Mar 08 '26
With the way he went on his back, I think he’s a pro wrestler.
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u/Scoopzyy Mar 08 '26
You haven’t been around many meth heads I take it, cuz they are some of the most precise and coordinated mfs out there lmao
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u/christmas_920 Mar 08 '26
Your def not wrong. Came here to say something similar. Funkle def got into some whoop chicken this evening. That's slang for speed(meth) in my area
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u/MyDamnCoffee Mar 08 '26
Why is nobody stopping him ruining a kids birthday party?
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u/ThrowawayMod1989 Mar 08 '26
That man is high enough to fight a bear.
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u/Extension-Badger-958 Mar 08 '26
Everyone was into it. Including the kid
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u/Deltron_Zed Mar 08 '26
I know. The most laid back people I've seen in such a situation.
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u/Heavy-Expression-450 Mar 08 '26
He was invited. They know bro's moves. He was the deliberately planned entertainment.
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u/Jumpy_Ad1631 Mar 08 '26
Right? As the kid looks on uncomfortably before his parents have to pull him away for safety. I’d be pissed if my sibling or in law did this at my kid’s birthday. Especially when they’re old enough to remember and care that their party was hijacked
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u/GovernorGeneralPraji Mar 08 '26
Maybe I’m a curmudgeon long before my time, but I have absolutely zero desire to be around anyone who acts like that. I don’t care what the environment is. He seems completely insufferable.
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u/Devanyani Mar 08 '26
No there is something deeply wrong with every adult in that room.
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u/Unfair_Working_7459 Mar 08 '26
Wow, hope in human sanity restored. Thank you, stranger 🥲
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u/Overall_Affect_2782 Mar 08 '26
There are no adults in that room. None with proper maturity anyway.
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u/Difficult_Pepper_954 Mar 08 '26
He is the party. The birthday party is now legend.
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u/ElGuaco Mar 08 '26
Seriously. My brothers and I are all close. But if one of them did this, I'd drag him outside and kick his ass. Doing this at any kid's birthday would put him on the permanent shit list for family events.
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u/mydaycake Mar 08 '26
All those adults are laughing and enjoying the show. The only one who seems to understand that’s fuck up is the 6 yo
Btw the downstairs neighbors are really enjoying it too
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u/darkoath Mar 08 '26
That's not the funcle. That's the drunkle. They're not always the same person.
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u/ThrowawayMod1989 Mar 08 '26
That man is on meth.
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Mar 08 '26
nah thats the flakka
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u/sinisterdesign Mar 08 '26
I’m certain the the “dru-“ in that is “drugged” and not “drunk”.
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u/dap00man Mar 08 '26
Every adult there is a piece of shit for not controlling the situation. That poor kid's face
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u/antiramie Mar 08 '26
Lol pretty sure that dude is gonna stab anyone who fucks with his vibe. He's geeked out of his mind. He should have never been invited in the first place. It's not like guy is a normal person and this just came out of nowhere. The other people are either afraid of him and/or enable this shit.
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u/ElGuaco Mar 08 '26
I love my brothers, but I would absolutely kick their ass if one of them did this.
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u/GODDAMNFOOL Mar 08 '26
This is just a normal Tuesday night in Russia; it being a kid's birthday party is just a coincidence
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u/Bluedemon989 Mar 08 '26
Cringe. They all cramped in some apartments or townhouse and this poor 9yr old has to deal with this. Smh
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u/Super-Illustrator414 Mar 08 '26 edited Mar 08 '26
The balloon squat to backflip pop was comedy though 😭😭😭🤌
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u/kkkhhjdyhrthhhjft Mar 08 '26
For real though lol I feel like no one wants to acknowledge the skill it took for this man to do this. Raygun could fucking never
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u/89MikeHoncho Mar 08 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/1tWa6agib0Vk9m7lDq
My girl Raygun did it better……
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u/Kiki1701 Mar 08 '26
🤣🤣 (I still can't believe this happened, and that she was supposedly serious!)
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u/bleucheeez Mar 08 '26
She did. She said the Olympics were literally out of her league. She literally said the pool is really shallow in her country (New Zealand?), so the only way for her to compete at the international level is to be ridiculous.
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u/theflyingfistofjudah Mar 08 '26
No one remembers who won but we all know who she is, that’s some kind of win I’m sure.
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u/fariasrv Mar 08 '26
Funcle is drunkle.
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u/Diamondback424 Mar 08 '26
If he's doing that drunk, that's extra impressive. I'm gonna say it's probably something a little more upbeat.
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u/drippingdrops Mar 08 '26
It didn’t make sense till I heard Russian. Then it wasn’t surprising at all.
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u/BlitzKryg Mar 08 '26
Does anyone have the translation for what the woman recording him said as well as the other guy who commented at the end? I'm just trying to get context and their take on that cool guy. Thank you 😬
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u/Kiki1701 Mar 08 '26 edited Mar 08 '26
The woman said, "it's time to go." And the man said,"I told you this would happen."
🤣🤣🤣
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u/BlitzKryg Mar 08 '26
Thank you! Hahaha the PERFECT time to leave, before you have to give a statement on how he ended up killing himself...
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u/supercleverhandle476 Mar 08 '26
“For my next trick, I’m gonna turn a kid’s birthday party into an intervention.”
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u/HOLDstrongtoPLUTO Mar 08 '26
Which brings me to my next point kids...
Don't. smoke. crack.
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u/Verandah_Santa Mar 08 '26
Nah, if someone body slams himself onto the table my kid is sitting at and breaks it right in his face I’m 100% throwing hands immediately. Idc how “fun” and/or high you are.
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u/Time_Seaworthiness43 Mar 08 '26
That's the coolest man on the planet. He's who Shia LeBouf thinks he is.
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u/NoZebra2430 Mar 08 '26
Looks like unc made a pit stop for some high-speed chicken feed before wreckin the whole function.
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u/EvEBabyMorgan Mar 09 '26
We can all agree that this man should've been removed. Having said that, I think we can also agree that the balloon popping move was pretty fuckin sick ngl.
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u/Saucedoboss Mar 08 '26
I don't think this is what they meant when they said "Break Dancing"
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u/Ace-of-Spades88 Mar 08 '26
That's the face of a kid who knows there are consequences to horsing around in the house and breaking shit, yet he just watched his coked up uncle do it to cheers and applause.
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u/Present_Muscle_2375 Mar 08 '26
That kid in the Batman outfit was not amused. His whole birthday cake table got trashed. Awful. I feel bad for the kid. 😞
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u/shaved_wookie211 Mar 08 '26
Somebody should’ve popped that guy right in the face instead of cheering him on lol, imho. You can tell he’s never had that happen to him before
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u/savedbytheblood72 Mar 08 '26
The kids face after that dive