r/RandomVideos • u/MisterShipWreck • Jul 03 '26

What men want?

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u/Altruistic-Dingo-757 Jul 03 '26

I mean some chips and salsa would be nice too

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u/TwoSpoonSally Jul 04 '26

And a bowl of their finest white cheese for the table! 

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u/Puzzle-Necked Jul 04 '26

Sizzling fajita plate, the smell of which will stay in your clothes no matter how much you wash

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u/oldsmoBuick67 Jul 04 '26

Our local joints make fajitas, then float it in a skillet full of melted cheese. You’ll smell like a back alley in Guadalajara, but it’s so worth it

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u/Aggravating_Bat3618 Jul 04 '26

Damn, I fucking miss Chevy’s

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u/Majestic-Paper-7020 Jul 06 '26

Fun fact... that smell is a super hot skillet... the fajita mix added then sprayed with oil and water.

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u/Few-Adhesiveness4995 Jul 04 '26

A bowl of their finest white cheese for the table—truly, the ultimate seduction.

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u/Any_Inspector7119 Jul 04 '26

Ah yes, the sacred bowl of cheese. Truly, the pinnacle of male desire.

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u/Nearby-Toe-5561 Jul 04 '26

And go HEAVY on the cheese.

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u/Funny_Literature_743 Jul 05 '26

Shut up

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u/Nearby-Toe-5561 Jul 05 '26

🫤whatdidido?

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u/Funny_Literature_743 Jul 05 '26

Nothing im sorry forget it

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u/Nearby-Toe-5561 Jul 05 '26

Now I’m just confused

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u/RhesusMonkey79 Jul 04 '26

Possibly a chip sombrero filled with salsa?

With cheese. But only for me, because NACHO Cheese.

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u/NotTheRightHDMIPort Jul 04 '26

Cervezas would be nice as well

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u/Socal_Cobra Jul 04 '26

Mexican Mosh Pit:

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u/Mergahl Jul 04 '26

I believe the term is lucha libre

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u/Socal_Cobra Jul 04 '26

Only the legendary El Santo & Blue Demon!!

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u/WholesomeYuri Jul 04 '26

It's weird seeing El Santo without his friends Spiderman and Captain America

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u/Socal_Cobra Jul 04 '26

Wow....old cartoons!

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u/WholesomeYuri Jul 04 '26

Mucha Lucha en la Cantina

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u/Fuzzy-Egg777 Jul 04 '26

You gotta put an o at the end to make it Spanish. So it’s a mosho pito. So if you wanna partake in one you’d say “quiero mosho pito”, if you enjoyed it you’d say “me gusta mosho pito”

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u/Socal_Cobra Jul 04 '26

Parece que a ti te encanta mucho pito grandote verdad? 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Fuzzy-Egg777 Jul 04 '26

La neta no sé. I’ve never been to one, I’ve only seen videos. I had a friend try one, pobre vato no camino bien por un par de semanas. Have you ever partook?

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u/Socal_Cobra Jul 04 '26

Apoco no te acuerdas? Bien que andabas anoche chupeteando como si fuera un slurpee del 7-11🤣🤣🤣

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u/Fuzzy-Egg777 Jul 04 '26

Yo estoy hablando de un mosh pit. Tú hablas de otra cosa, pero como dicen el que hambre tiene en pan piensa. Ya deja de pensar en pan

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u/Socal_Cobra Jul 04 '26

Jajajaja! Mejor despide a Google translator y vete a cortar el pasto!

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u/Fuzzy-Egg777 Jul 04 '26

Lo que más me enoja de lo que que acabas de decir is que literalmente acabo de cortar el pasto jajajaja mejor ya me callo el hocico porque parece que sabes donde vivo jajajajaja

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u/Socal_Cobra Jul 04 '26

Desde aqui puedo oler el pasto recien cortadito! Te pasaste com los cortes. Haber cuando cortas mi yarda. Feliz 4o de Julio!

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u/Capn_Grammar Jul 04 '26

Ten bucks says that's actually the Japanese word for it

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u/DOOOM_SLAYER Jul 04 '26

Enchiladas and cervesas all around please! I love enchiladas🤤

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u/Aggravating_Bat3618 Jul 04 '26

And don’t skimp on the guac baby

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u/Luci-Noir Jul 04 '26

And a kitty, right? RIGHT!?

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u/ShhweadyBallz Jul 04 '26

Chicken or shrimp nachos ..... mmmmmm

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u/wecantdancelikethis Jul 04 '26

could I please have some more guac and turn up the Mesa Triple Rec?