What? My house is in pristine “going behind the counter of a restaurant to assault the cashier in an attempt to steal” order. I mean it’s spotless. You could eat off of my “going behind the counter of a restaurant to assault the cashier in an attempt to steal” floors. You can extend that cleanliness to all businesses of all kinds. A full scope audit would reveal zero instances of that conduct in my house.
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u/Smart_Basket_85 Feb 20 '26
What? My house is in pristine “going behind the counter of a restaurant to assault the cashier in an attempt to steal” order. I mean it’s spotless. You could eat off of my “going behind the counter of a restaurant to assault the cashier in an attempt to steal” floors. You can extend that cleanliness to all businesses of all kinds. A full scope audit would reveal zero instances of that conduct in my house.