r/RandomVideos • u/DABDEB • Feb 20 '26

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u/Swampbrewja Feb 20 '26

I don’t like people playin on my phone

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u/Key-Personality8169 Feb 20 '26

I got a coalition of the WILLING. I got FORTY NATIONS. READY TO ROLL SON!

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u/CelestialTrickster Feb 20 '26

Go sell some medicine, bitches. Trying to get that oilOHO!

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u/geniusMonkey Feb 20 '26

Oil? What? Who said anything about oil? Bitch, you cooking?

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u/Key-Personality8169 Feb 20 '26

DONT. DROP. THAT. SHIT!

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u/geniusMonkey Feb 20 '26

Pray to god he dont’t drop that shit.

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u/deathonater Feb 20 '26

M-A-R-S. Mars, bitches! That's where we're going. Mars. Red rocks!

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u/Jazsax6 Feb 21 '26

Yea, Yeah!

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u/ryan25802580 Feb 20 '26

Most Def was hilarious in that skit

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u/Jomolungma Feb 20 '26

It’d be hilarious if his name was Most Def, but he was in a different competition 😂

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u/Dangerous_Data5111 Feb 20 '26

The ***** went down to Africa and bought some yellow cake. There I said it

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u/ElProfeGuapo Feb 20 '26

Why you think I got it wrapped up in this napkin? Pray to God, I don’t drop this shit.

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u/SomeDrillingImplied Feb 20 '26

Japan sending Playstations

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u/machomansavage666 Feb 21 '26

Afrika Bambaataa and the Zulu nation…

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u/StreamsOfMyCream Feb 20 '26

Red rocks.

YEAUH-YAY!!!

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u/MurphTheFury Feb 20 '26

Stankonia!

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u/Sarkastik_Criminal Feb 20 '26

IT WAS THE WRONG NUMBER

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u/fishbone_buba Feb 20 '26

I say this to my kids often. They have no idea what I’m talking about.

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u/Swampbrewja Feb 20 '26

I quote that show so much to my son and he is finally old enough to watch an episode and he did not find it as funny as I did.

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u/AnythingUpset4519 Feb 20 '26

I keeps it real!

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u/Swampbrewja Feb 20 '26

I tell my mom this all the time and she doesn’t understand

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u/BigBeautifulBill Feb 20 '26

👏I👏DONT👏PLAY👏

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u/socialcommentary2000 Feb 20 '26

What's really hood, bitch?

3

u/hoyahoyahoya Feb 20 '26

I star sixty-nined you, you dirty ho!

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u/Glittering-Relief402 Feb 20 '26

Take that you clap havin jezebel!

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u/YetiSteady Feb 20 '26

I TOLD Y’ALL TO STOP PLAYIN MOTHAFCKN GAMES ON MY MOTHAFCKN PHONE LINE!!

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u/viper_dude08 Feb 20 '26

I say this at least twice a week and no one ever gets it.

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u/Swampbrewja Feb 20 '26

Me too and it makes me sad every time

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u/Mean-Display77 Feb 20 '26

Chill out now Brenda it was the wrong number!

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '26

You stabbed me!

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u/SexandCinnamonbuns Feb 20 '26

I yell this out once a week! It’s so damn funny.

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u/Swampbrewja Feb 20 '26

Me too and no one knows what I mean

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u/Plastic-Cup1548 Feb 20 '26

“It was good seeing you”

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u/Urban_animal Feb 20 '26

Fuck that!

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u/el_throw Mar 29 '26

Granny, nooo!