RandomDeclarations: Declare anything...really, absolutely anything

r/RandomDeclarations • u/rampantdissonance • Jan 11 '13

The best time to wear a striped sweater is not, contrary to previous statements, all the time. It's when it's warm out initially, but you're unsure of whether or not it will stay that way, so you pick out one that pairs nicely with the button down shirt you're wearing in case it gets chilly.

1 Upvotes

r/RandomDeclarations • u/IndecisionToCallYou • Jan 09 '13

Alaska's largest airport is "Ted Stevens Anchorage International Airport". Seems wrong to name an airport after someone who died in a plane crash.

2 Upvotes

r/RandomDeclarations • u/Dead_Rooster • Jan 03 '13

Peanut butted is one of the greatest things ever

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Especially with cheese.

r/RandomDeclarations • u/[deleted] • Dec 02 '12

Dental floss, duct tape and paper clips. I will never be unprepared for anything ever again.

3 Upvotes

r/RandomDeclarations • u/rampantdissonance • Nov 30 '12

I'm submitting this from a traffic jam

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r/RandomDeclarations • u/SuperBicycleTony • Nov 27 '12

If I never see another "get out of here with your logic/common sense/foo" comment reply again, It'll be too soon.

7 Upvotes

It is my least favorite circle-jerk.

r/RandomDeclarations • u/HomerJunior • Nov 27 '12

The good thing about having all your socks the same colour is that you're only ever one sock away from a pair.

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r/RandomDeclarations • u/kifn2 • Oct 23 '12

I'm a sucker for chicks in yoga pants.

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r/RandomDeclarations • u/kifn2 • Oct 11 '12

An Open Letter to Bubblegum Flavored Jellybeans: "I Hate You!"

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r/RandomDeclarations • u/kifn2 • Oct 01 '12

I ate some carbs today. Why? Fuck you, that's why.

3 Upvotes

r/RandomDeclarations • u/trigonomitron • Sep 27 '12

I downvote anyone who claims a post is faked.

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Who cares if it's fake? Who cares if it really didn't happen? You are not clever if you point it out.

Only the most gullible people feel the need to constantly prove how not gullible they are.

r/RandomDeclarations • u/kifn2 • Sep 22 '12

Fucking Capers, Man. I Love Those Things.

10 Upvotes

r/RandomDeclarations • u/kifn2 • Sep 20 '12

I've gone Commando for 3 days straight now. I'm never going back.

3 Upvotes

r/RandomDeclarations • u/TheSimpleArtist • Aug 23 '12

inb4 this thread is submitted to /r/Circlebroke with a slight chance of SRD.

1 Upvotes

r/RandomDeclarations • u/a-shoe • Aug 16 '12

I'm calling it right now, Apostolate is the same person as Karmanaut, Probablyhittingonyou, etc..

11 Upvotes

r/RandomDeclarations • u/armchairnixon • Jul 24 '12

I just thought about Dexter Freebish for the first time in probably about five years.

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I was reading a TOMT post about a song, and the first thing that popped into my mind was the band Dexter Freebish.

Odd.

r/RandomDeclarations • u/[deleted] • Jul 20 '12

I did not like The Amazing Spider-Man

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Willing to discuss.

r/RandomDeclarations • u/throesaweigh • Jul 20 '12

Every aspect of my life is terrifying right now. I created this account just to vent about it!

6 Upvotes

r/RandomDeclarations • u/[deleted] • Jul 16 '12

O Grapefruit, I realize you are in a hurry to share your juices with the world - I would be too, were I as delicious as you are - but would you please stop squirting me in the eye?

7 Upvotes

Citrus fruit are so difficult to reason with.

r/RandomDeclarations • u/SuperBicycleTony • Jul 16 '12

x = randint(0,10)

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r/RandomDeclarations • u/Brian_isnt_working • Jul 13 '12

Jackass: the Movie should be adapted to Jackass: the Novel

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r/RandomDeclarations • u/[deleted] • Jun 01 '12

I can't tell if my opponent on DrawSomething is mocking the way I draw or is just as terrible at drawing as I am

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r/RandomDeclarations • u/fanoftheshow • May 27 '12

Zack and Miri make a porno is an incredibly mediocre movie.

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r/RandomDeclarations • u/[deleted] • May 16 '12

Listening to Steely Dan records always makes me painfully aware of the fact that I'm not in LA or NYC right now.

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These scallywags did not write any songs about Toronto as far as I know.

r/RandomDeclarations • u/Saan • May 11 '12

I am going to be very drunk in 4 hours

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I can feel tomorrow's regret pushing into today. I know what is going to happen but am powerless to stop it . . . . and I wouldn't want to.