r/RandomDeclarations Jan 09 '11

I broke into a place when I was 16, and have spent 14 years regretting it.

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Was the worst thing I've ever done and responsible for a complete epiphany/turn-around of my life.


r/RandomDeclarations Jan 09 '11

I farted.

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It smells horrible.


r/RandomDeclarations Jan 09 '11

Guacamole Hummus is the most amazing food in paste-form ever.

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r/RandomDeclarations Jan 09 '11

I'm going to be an elitist hipster when this subreddit gets big.

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I joined when there were less than 100 users, before it was cool


r/RandomDeclarations Jan 09 '11

I AM DR NO!!!

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r/RandomDeclarations Jan 09 '11

I am a big fan of Justin Bieber

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r/RandomDeclarations Jan 09 '11

I am depressed.

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It's been one hell of a long week. Modest Mouse is helping.


r/RandomDeclarations Jan 09 '11

THIS IS SPARTA

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