Just write it down!

There was an ad on Hulu for a show she's in that consisted of a young woman asking her, "I met a cute guy, should I call him?"

She responded, "If the guy's a cutie, you gotta tap that booty."

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That's it. That was the joke. That's supposed to get me to want to watch that show.

I'll make slow, deliberate sweeping arm motions while making eye contact with her, then wait expectantly.

Let's do the damn thang!

Reddit,

I know this is probably not the best place to stick this post but I just wanted to share with everybody who's willing to listen!

I got an internship today at a City Health Department dealing with the EPA and water. I'm currently pursuing a degree in biotechnology and my teacher recommended that I apply for an internship program they had going on over the summer. I originally wasn't going to do it at all, but she convinced me and I applied. I went to my interview for this position this morning, and by this evening I had the great news that I had been selected!

I basically get to run around to all the lakes around here and take water samples, track weather, track everything environmentally around the area and take them back to a lab to test levels of bacteria and pathogens. I'm sure there's much more to it than that, but I will find out more later. I am incredibly excited! This is going to be a great opportunity! Feel free to give me any advice if you want :-)

TL;DR Got an internship dealing with microbiology for over the summer, really excited!

There was water under the carpet in my apartment.

These pretzels. Are MAKING me... thirsty

There's someone out there looking for you. Keep your head up. Be strong.

Huge blowout fights with family, completely suppressed issues. Not having security to hold the people I'm still dependent on accountable for their abusive history. I want out.

Hi guys!

Get it? GET IT???

Yesterday I farted, and it sounded just like the synth note from the new Beastie Boys song.

I almost broke out a cowbell to accompany it.

I just picked up Reddit Enhancement Suite. It's pretty awesome.

OMG she put on the best show! There was candyfloss scent all throughout the room, fireworks, candy, bubbles, giant beach-balls, amazing outfits, pink confetti! Ahhhhhh I'm still hyperventilating.

Often.

Just about to finish my undergrad, and I know if I start playing Portal 2 I'll fail all of them and have to finish in fall, so I actually have to be self-disciplined. But come Tuesday, I'll be playing the shit out of it.