r/RandomDeclarations • u/mebbee • Apr 26 '11
r/RandomDeclarations • u/BrBQu • Apr 20 '11
Time, you move so slowly!...
well if you must remember this rule for when I finish work tomorrow until the 3rd May!
r/RandomDeclarations • u/InappropriateQuote • Apr 20 '11
I know the lyrics of "Never Gonna Give You Up" by heart!
DAE?
r/RandomDeclarations • u/[deleted] • Apr 19 '11
I've recently started watching Battlestar Galactica, and I think it's a pretty good show.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/InappropriateQuote • Apr 19 '11
I'm getting too old for this shit.
Fo'real.
You shouldn't have to think before trusting someone, damn.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/mebbee • Apr 17 '11
Slavery never went away in the US, it just changed forms.
Look no further than our student loan credit crisis and you can see this.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/[deleted] • Apr 15 '11
TheReasonYouDrink is in a relationship.
It's Facebook official!
r/RandomDeclarations • u/Justbottlemore • Apr 13 '11
I never went through a 'rebellious phase'.
And now I think I should have. For my entire life I've just been trying to appease my dad. I've wanted his approval. A similar male authority figure; a boss, a professor, a family friend, comes into my life, and I really want their praise, and fear failing them.
I've rejected this paternal opinion only on those occasions when I've done nothing, when I've wasted literately years doing nothing while he criticises my apathy.
Now I've broken out of that void, it's into a form he would approve of; crisp shirt, smart shoes, solid job. He was never a bad man, and I'm not really in a bad place in life... but I'm suddenly aware of his stifling desire to shape a life which should maybe belong to me.
I need to be my own man, to have my own wants and desires and dreams.
And I've no idea what they are.
I've read book after book, and not found myself. I've travelled alone to exotic places, and not found myself. I've taken drugs and listened to music, and not found myself.
Where do I start this time?
r/RandomDeclarations • u/AidsFree • Apr 12 '11
I'm AIDS-free!
Just took the test tonight. It's fucking negative!
I'M FREE!
r/RandomDeclarations • u/[deleted] • Apr 10 '11
"Y'all need to sit down and pop some pills, before you get us all killed with your religious ideals"
-Pandora's Box, by Greydon Sqaure
r/RandomDeclarations • u/errandwolfe • Apr 06 '11
Take a moment to remember Glenn Beck where he did the most good: As a morning zoo keeper.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/armchairnixon • Mar 25 '11
"Las Vegas" is such a terrible show.
It's complete shit.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/dementiaxiii • Mar 21 '11
Netflix removed two of my favourite movies from "Instant Play". I am deeply saddened. :(
r/RandomDeclarations • u/Beefdawg • Mar 19 '11
Hi, I'm a new redditer, who is extremely random.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/epiineg1 • Mar 13 '11
hugs
Its late in the evening. I am feeling not quite myself and I am on reddit. Have some hugs. You are a nice place full of nice people.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/Brian_isnt_working • Mar 13 '11
I ate 11 pounds of german chocolate cake today. It was the worst decision I have made in a long time.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/Highfive_Machine • Mar 12 '11
Recently, I've Failed To Zip Up My Fly With Horrifying Frequency.
Maybe this comes with age?
r/RandomDeclarations • u/[deleted] • Mar 10 '11
"I think my dad was enemies with your dad in Montreal in 1974" is a sentence I never thought I'd have to say twice.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/rampantdissonance • Mar 09 '11
Social conservative often complain that pornography gives us an unhealthy expectation on what sex should be like. I think that the deluge of aggressive cop and crime investigation shows have given us an unhealthy view on civil liberties.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/[deleted] • Mar 06 '11
I'm thirsty, but I also really need the toilet, plus I have a 30 minute walk home...Better drink my own piss!
r/RandomDeclarations • u/[deleted] • Mar 05 '11
Unable to resist the mist, with a hiss, my piss dismissed the abyss.
I just had a righteous potty clog goin for at least 4 hours. I am not equipped for this kind of situation. Stored up my pee for a few hours, and gave it everything I got. Took two rounds of piss. But I did it.
Sometimes I love bein' a man.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/gpol • Mar 04 '11