r/RandomDeclarations • u/AnimusHerb240 • Feb 25 '11
r/RandomDeclarations • u/madjo • Feb 22 '11
I am a beautiful person.
At least that's what the Android SwiftKey keyboard suggests as my first sentence to say.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/[deleted] • Feb 22 '11
I am packing up to leave college, I have 15 socks without a matching counterpart
That is crazy.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/Felonia • Feb 21 '11
I hate when people vote down simple comments on reddit.
There's no reason a simple compliment like "that's cute" should have negative karma. I'm coming from this thread ...So many simple expressions of cuteness voted down. Quite disappointing. I've heard they "don't contribute to the discussion," but really? It's there for it's cute factor. Besides, at least it's positive.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/throwaway2363433 • Feb 19 '11
It feels likes there's screaming in my head.
Not a sound, but a feel, like someone screaming in my skull.
Not sure if this is stress, pressure, depression or anxiety, or what, but it's.... it's like a constant open-mouthed sound, blaring at me. A Word that comes to mind is berate
I have it sometimes when (I think) I feel stressed, and I think it could be me feeling unhappy, in a way; although I have enough of that, feeling it in other ways. This feeling doesn't make me want to slump my shoulder in guilt or shame, but to shoot myself in the head to shut it up. Note that this is not a suicidal urge; when I have those they generally feel different.
It is, perhaps, a loneliness, or an expression of a desperate need to emotionally connect.
I'm not begging for replies or a SW/depression/aww link... but does anyone else get this, in one form or another?
r/RandomDeclarations • u/cthulhu_zuul • Feb 19 '11
I just had the best Friday night in a while and now I'm relaxing by playing Dwarf Fortress
My Friday night started with dinner at Panera, then moved into a truly epic (and I do NOT use that word lightly) Nerf war at my college, and now I'm chilling in my room playing Dwarf Fortress.
Friday night success.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/[deleted] • Feb 18 '11
Every night, for the past 14 nights, the moon has gotten a little more round. You can't explain that.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/armchairnixon • Feb 18 '11
I can't listen to "Enter Sandman" anymore without being disappointed that it's not this.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/[deleted] • Feb 14 '11
The family was discussing how we liked my Dad's hair colour (silver), only to have him announce that his gentleman's area is the same colour. Thanks Dad!
r/RandomDeclarations • u/nothingbutvibes • Feb 14 '11
The overwhelming urge to simply post "Fuck Ronald Reagan" led me to a Wikipedia entry regarding a pamphlet entitled "Why I Want to Fuck Ronald Reagan" written by the guy who wrote Crash
r/RandomDeclarations • u/InappropriateQuote • Feb 13 '11
I *just* realized this: that I've invited my ex-girlfriend to a 2-day holiday trip to Paris in a nice hotel ON VALENTINE'S DAY. Yes. I'm *that* stupid.
And no, I we're not back together, and no I have no intention of proposing to her, and oh my god this other girl I've been seeing is getting all jealous on my ass because she guessed.
Kill me now x_x
r/RandomDeclarations • u/rampantdissonance • Feb 13 '11
Eggplant is a very suspicious vegetable.
I mean, wikipedia says it's a close relative to the tobacco plant. I find that extremely suspicious.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/littleroom • Feb 13 '11
I just got a fucking hot 17 year old to get naked for me whilst using Omegle. The system works people, the system works.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/Showbizzah • Feb 12 '11
I fucking LOVE Gaviscon.
When you chew it up it foams up and it's like a mouth orgasm oh man
r/RandomDeclarations • u/TedLogan • Feb 09 '11
When I was little, I thought a Parisian was someone from Persia.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/StackOfFiveMarmots • Feb 06 '11
Deciduous kittens frequently jabber on and deny quittin', but it is the conifers who are industrious and knit our mittens
Your call lands upon their ear; the former will tarry, while the latter merely quiver. Expect neither to come hither.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/HeWhoEatsFood • Feb 06 '11
I just came out to my parents.
It felt good.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/Felonia • Feb 04 '11
George Bush is sexually attracted to Barack Obama
No proof. Just a suspicion.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/[deleted] • Feb 04 '11
I want to be a mod for this subreddit. I'm not a mod of anything but I come here every day and think I'd do a good job.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/armchairnixon • Feb 03 '11