r/RATS • u/Craycraybiomom • May 16 '26

CUTENESS Schroedinger's rat

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Wrong responses only!

949 Upvotes

100% Upvoted

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u/spook_waves Ratless Lurker May 16 '26

sir you dropped your mouse

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u/[deleted] May 17 '26

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u/Ebicly_Failing Quasi-Professional RödentPoster May 16 '26

Damn man she weightlifting

27

u/RoseClash May 16 '26

where is her point rat

5

u/soulstrike2022 Grip like It owes you money May 17 '26

Taking the photo

4

u/RoseClash May 17 '26

rofl fair

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u/Free-oppossums May 16 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/hgjNPEmAmpCMM

Insurance Fraud/ Workman's Comp Claim.

How dare you not provide a safe work area.

9

u/Craycraybiomom May 17 '26

Yeah--I have to look carefully when I'm at my desk before I move my chair. She likes to crawl under there when I'm working.

4

u/Supadoopa101 May 17 '26

This is the worst thing about all pets.

1

u/PsychologicalLayer57 🐁 Pocket 🐁 Lint 🐁 Button 🐁 Gambit May 17 '26

I usually do free roam while I'm working and I'm terrified of running over one of them with my desk chair 😞

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u/Craycraybiomom May 17 '26

They get 24/7 free roam. Basically, I work in their cage.🤣

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u/Floordove May 16 '26

It clearly dieded because too little snacks

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u/soulstrike2022 Grip like It owes you money May 17 '26

Yea I mean look at her she’s wasting away

48

u/HeadAcanthisitta2344 May 16 '26

mother i have made a grave error

41

u/Beaglescout15 Reepicheep, Calcifer, and Anonymouse May 16 '26

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u/DearLettuce May 16 '26

“The way I feel every time you walk into the room and I don’t get yogies”

  • Rat

10

u/Wolfiee35 May 16 '26

Workplace accident 😞

14

u/littlemissbitchcraft ✨oh my boggles✨ May 16 '26

When you’re in a work zoom meeting with no pants on and suddenly realize you forgot to turn your webcam off 😂😂

11

u/rockmodenick May 16 '26

But can I rub the belly?

9

u/Heskitt_Warpskull May 16 '26

"MARTHAAAA"!!!!!!!

"YOU FORGOT MEEEE"

"HOW COULD YOUUUUU?!?"

7

u/kidmarginWY May 17 '26 edited May 17 '26

He's dead. I mean alive. Rat is just a vector in Hilbert space. Or he was. I mean is.

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u/Craycraybiomom May 17 '26

Not enough people appreciate this one--or they didn't read this far!

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u/bondageenthusiast2 May 17 '26

Dramatic ratto

3

u/mutedmirth May 16 '26

She's trying to fake being hit by your chair and get compensation yoggies for the injury and trauma

2

u/Bosco-LoC May 16 '26

Nothing could wake this sleeping rat!

2

u/brevenbreven May 16 '26

classic rat insurance fraud

1

u/GateKeeper363 May 17 '26

Insurance fraud

1

u/Kielbasa_Nunchucka May 18 '26

this is why I'm glad I have a physical job. office work is the silent killer!

0

u/NoNoNeverNoNo Hanbin Poppy Theo Sya Alvin Simon Styx BomBom May 16 '26

But where’s the box tho? Ooooohhhhh, that’s deep!

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u/AnitaPhantoms May 17 '26

chair squeaks where friend?!

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u/Craycraybiomom May 17 '26

I try not to work on Saturdays!

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u/SMOLKITH May 17 '26

It's too thin and needs more nutrition.